>>715666740
>it has finally happened
>decades of sedentary lifestyle and bad eating habits leads to the first and final stroke while shitting my guts out on the toilet
>stand above my body, watching myself just lying on the ceramic floor
>feel a cold wind and leafs rustling
>he's here, right behind me
>death himself
>too afraid to turn around
>suddenly, his shrieking voice cuts through the air around me
>"AYO HOL UP DIS NIGGA DED WHILE FINNA TAKIN A SHIIEEEEEET"