Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:13:35 AM
No.715678250
>>715675865
>Yoshi's Island and related games happen, everyone's born.
>Probably a decade and a half later Donkey Kong Country games by Rare happen, DK fights the Kremlings. This includes 64 and probably the Paon ones.
>Donkey Kong Country games by Retro happen after. The Kremlings are mysteriously absent.
>Donkey Kong Bananza happens. Pauline is 13 and it turns out the Kremlings were absent because they were trapped in the center of the planet. Pauline accidentally rescues them.
>Years later DK Arcade happens, DK for some reason kidnaps Lady or Pauline who has grown up meanwhile, depends on whether they feel like re-establishing this game as being the same event as DK94 or not. Mario rescues her. The original version seemed to just be that DK was crushing on Pauline, but now that we have this backstory, might just be something Mario misunderstood.
>DK Jr and DK III happen after that, DK had a child at some point. Meanwhile Wrecking Crew, Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, etc etc etc. Eventually Odyssey, by which point Pauline has become mayor.
If you want to be really autistic about it despite there not being established years for most of it, we can deduce some- DK seems grown up enough in the DKC games so they're probably happening when he's like 14 to 16, he's probably 17 or 18 in Bananza while Pauline is 13, DK Arcade is probably when Pauline is like 18 and Mario is like 20 and DK is like 23, Odyssey is probably a few years later and Pauline's like 24 and Mario's around 26 and DK's like 29. I made up most of these numbers, just trying to help people understand things here. Diddy was like 10 in DKC and would be about 20 in the current day, etc.
>Yoshi's Island and related games happen, everyone's born.
>Probably a decade and a half later Donkey Kong Country games by Rare happen, DK fights the Kremlings. This includes 64 and probably the Paon ones.
>Donkey Kong Country games by Retro happen after. The Kremlings are mysteriously absent.
>Donkey Kong Bananza happens. Pauline is 13 and it turns out the Kremlings were absent because they were trapped in the center of the planet. Pauline accidentally rescues them.
>Years later DK Arcade happens, DK for some reason kidnaps Lady or Pauline who has grown up meanwhile, depends on whether they feel like re-establishing this game as being the same event as DK94 or not. Mario rescues her. The original version seemed to just be that DK was crushing on Pauline, but now that we have this backstory, might just be something Mario misunderstood.
>DK Jr and DK III happen after that, DK had a child at some point. Meanwhile Wrecking Crew, Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, etc etc etc. Eventually Odyssey, by which point Pauline has become mayor.
If you want to be really autistic about it despite there not being established years for most of it, we can deduce some- DK seems grown up enough in the DKC games so they're probably happening when he's like 14 to 16, he's probably 17 or 18 in Bananza while Pauline is 13, DK Arcade is probably when Pauline is like 18 and Mario is like 20 and DK is like 23, Odyssey is probably a few years later and Pauline's like 24 and Mario's around 26 and DK's like 29. I made up most of these numbers, just trying to help people understand things here. Diddy was like 10 in DKC and would be about 20 in the current day, etc.