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>be american
>eat cake
>cake contains 10% corn syrup
>drink cola
>cola contains 15% corn syrup
>eat beef
>beef contains 20% corn syrup
>eat white bread
>bread contains 50% corn syrup
>drink glass of water
>water contains 70% corn syrup
>breath air
>air contains 95% corn syrup
>close eyes
>dream contains 150% corn syrup