CAMON /V/ GIVE MAN SOME FACKING AIDEAS

here's one: make battle system all based on posting, with Attack=Post, Guard=Filter, Run=Sage, "Bait" raising your defense, "Lust-provoking post" lowering enemies defense, "You-farming" being a heal, "Reasonable post with thought-out opinions" being a literal meme skill that does nothing, etc.
Also, add a big tity woman with romance, that has 0 correct dialogue options so you can't actually succeed in romancing her