>>717552745
>>Just give all your data to Gabe and Linus :)
>>They're good billionaires and would never misuse your information
>>Gabe and Linus are my friends :)
this but unironically
>b-but look! Gabe has a yacht
so?
>well....um..... GABE IS EVIL BECAUSE HE JUST IS OKAY!
lol nowhere near as evil as Microdick and Apple