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>playing SS13
>putting a shitty cryomix together in medbay because there's no doctors
>guy runs in and throws a vampire coat he found in space at me
>gears turn
[scene missing]
>the two of us are barricaded in the chapel, the chaplain and sec are trying to get inside
>I am printing out cereal as fast as I can, having grown cocoa beans
>brand new player who got roped into this mess is chanting "bats bats bats" around a rune drawn in crayon, several bats are in the room and are trying to bite security through the glass doors
>We all jump on the rune as they break in
and commit die
>new player reawakes in medbay, reborn as THE count chocula