>>723420286
>start game
>wake up in generic fantasy anime tavern
>government-mandated wife arrives
>forces me to talk to a million npcs across town while every character dispenses trite anime bullshit
>haha we do our best in this world my tomodachi friend amirite?
>fight some training dummy for a few seconds after I clicked through twenty minutes of visual-novel bullshit
>finally go into the field™
>more visual novel cutscenes
>bonk some goblins by mashing random buttons on my keyboard
>SHADOWMAN™ arrives
>HE USES AN EVIL FORCE TO CORRUPT MONSTERS
>just like my japanese anime™
>we get enchanted and fly across the map to some cave for some reason
>fight SHADOWMAN™
>have to dodge some orange markers on the ground, although I'm pretty sure I could've just tanked it
>after a grand total of like 3-4 short fights, I can already fill up half of my passive skill talents I know fuckall about
>SHADOWMAN™ attempts to corrupt me
>BUT YOUR CHARACTER IS IMMUNE :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>one more hour of visual novel cutscenes that chase me across town to hear npc #276 dispense some drivel
I quit.