>>723461979
>flown out to the front wearing this, a junk jet and 12 teddy bears
>one guy in your troop has a gun that shoots railway spikes
>the battalion support Optimus Prime towers over the treetops and gets singled out by chinese artillery
>the nuclear tanks with two guns, four tracks and no frontal armor get stuck in the snow and are abandoned
>the T-60 spearhead is taken out by stealth snipers firing at the units' unarmored frontal weak spots
>you're supposedly in Alaska but the road sign said Vancouver 34mi
>they say you're winning the war and taking it overseas to the chinks but it sure as shit don't feel like it