>zero hype
>interest already soured by the worthless DQ3 remake
>cut in half further by announcing another remake that will come out only four months from now
>less content than the originals
>censored designs
>censored monsters
>censored mechanics
>censored religion
>forced female protagonist
>rewritten story "for modern standards"
>$80 for two games that are only 8 hours long
>localization hell
>releases in less than a week, nobody cares or is even remotely interested in it
Behold, the biggest flop in Square Enix history.