Hello, my femra (male) ((GAM irl)) is accepting EB applications.
In order to be considered for the rather prestigious position of being my EB, you must meet these prerequisites.

You are required to:
>play a miqo'te
>play a male character (no, f+ isn't good enough)
>be a male irl
>enjoy playing the game (specifically forays, savage and ultimate raiding, fishing, etc)
>be willing to roleplay a romantic relationship between our characters
>have no unusual fetishes (anything other than intercourse in the missionary position)
>must hold a reasonable belief that Osama Bin Laden is being harboured by the United States Government and was not, in fact, killed on May 1st 2011
>score 129hz or below on https://voicecel.org/
>must call me on Discord for at minimum 10 hours of your day (any time spent sleep calling does not count)
>be capable of getting a run to at least ante 13 in Balatro
>watch DougDoug videos semi regularly, but not *too* regularly
>must play Quake III with me

The advanced screening will begin once an eligible pool of candidates has been assembled. Thank you for your interest, /xivg/!