Here's your FE4 remake bro
>Avatar shoehorned in, they're a fucking dragon again
>Everyone's bisexual and can be married
>But "marrying" Dew, Sylvia, Patty, Daisy, Tine, Linda, Coipre and Charlot will just make them platonic "partners" instead
>The 1st gen character you marry, if they die in the BBQ, will actually turn out to be alive by gen 2. This extends to Sigurd, Deirdre, Quan and Ethlyn, who will gain "partner" status in gen 1, and then remarry with your avatar in gen 2
>Any mention of incest has been completely retconned. Arvis and Deirdre are now only distant relatives. Lachesis's feelings for Eldigan have been scrubbed clean. The whole mystery regarding whether Sylvia and Claud are long-lost siblings is completely removed and they just happen to be very distantly related. Pairing up Seliph/Julia, Larcei/Shannan, Lester/Patty, Febail/Lana, Ares/Nanna or Lex's daughter/Axe bros, will be entirely platonic with zero romantic subtext in their convos and with "partner" status
>New token-tastic characters are added. A black guy, a trans-in-all-but-name crossdresser, a smarmy twink, a dark goth-coded spiceriffic woman, a raging bulldyke with a pixie cut and muscles, a character who doesn't shut the fuck up about food, and Reinhardt from the Fire Emblem Heroes game
>Arden has a lot of new lines, and most of them are about being slow. All of his talk conversations are about being slow.
>Retarded mechanics like the pawn shop and giving money are maintained to preserve the spirit of the original
>Maps are fucked with as a piss-poor attempt to balance cavalry
>Special DLC lets you summon Alear, Marth, Chrom and Edelgard to join your army
>Another special DLC lets you recruit Outrealm versions of Arvis, Eldigan, Annand, Ishtar, Brian and Julius, from an alternate Jugdral where the Avatar picked up the Loptous tome instead and plunged the continent into darkness (this means two more fallen alts in
FEH wink wink). The main story doesn't acknowledge their presence