This just in, next years summer event will involve Chatterbox getting a pretty boy form and being equipped with a ray gun that makes Nikkes gay.
The event will involve bishonenbox zapping the Counters into a sloppy lesbian makeout pile and it'll be up to the now asexual Commander to team up with swimsuit Kilo and Snow White to stop the gay menace.
Talos does not get a swimsuit and believe me I begged and I pleaded but my boss John Shiftup called me a faggot and said no.