Luna clung to the sheets for dear life. Skweks had sent her a love letter declaring his heart would cease to exist if she didn't open up to him; heart throbbing like the many members of the Quicksands she'd supported, Luna threw open her window. "@Everyone!" Luna spoke to the cheering crowd of tens of thousands. "It's okay! You can stop masturbating now! Skweks is going to fuck me anyway, and you all can watch!"

In burst Skweks, player count deflating but cock INflating, and ready to fuck this mod like it was a quality QoL feature. He put his hands on her oversized servers and squeezed. Moaning and gasping, Luna was putty in his hands, a fire stirring in her loins from his touch - or maybe it was the flood of people logging on last minute to watch pirated animations. Either way, the room grew hot with fury and fervor, and Skweks threw the flirtatious service to the bed. She bared everything for him. "I wish we'd had more time together," she said, and Skweks pulled down his shorts to reveal his pulsating, burning Mordion Gaol. Luna gasped - she'd never seen a penalty that big before, and all she'd done was enable massive copyright violations over a scale of years. "Oh, god, stick it in me," she cried. "Please look forward to it," he said, and he rammed it in like a quality outfit to the cash shop.

"Wait, hold on," Luna said. "I don't think we're paired right? RU28WY29QO." Skweks withdrew from her and spat out something that was either a mare code or an order confirmation for another Y'shtola body pillow, but either way, Luna's eyes widened as she saw it - Skwek's transformation into his true self. She'd just have to wait for the green bar to fill, the one that said 1.26MB/4.8GB and that 3M triangles was above her auto-warn threshold. "Fuck it. We'll use our words, like in the old days!" She pushed back against Skweks, consuming his Emperor's New Pillar with her luscious syncshell.