Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:37:36 PM
No.543669415
>>543667227
Now listen here, brothers and sisters, I don’t run this guild like no lone ranger, amen? I talk to my officers on the regular, praise be. We come together, we debate, we fuss a little, but glory to teamwork, we always figure it out as one body under Yotsuba.
>Fely
That man’s the holy scripture of game knowledge. Handles the rentry, helps everybody find the light of understanding.
>Cat
Full of spirit and creativity, always cookin’ up events that get the people movin’.
>Jiggu
Came in as a helper, but from week one she’s been workin’ like a saint on Sunday. Promoted her to captain ‘cause she earned that blessing.
>Isa
Goin’ through some trials and tribulations in the real world, but I’ve got faith he’ll be back soon, stronger than ever.
Now my VPs, oh lawd, they keep me grounded. They talk with me about the guild, how it’s goin’, how we can do better. We’re a fellowship, not a dictatorship!
Taly works hard on the weekends, but when I call, she answers like Gabriel blowin’ his trumpet.
Sani been runnin’ them Vaults like revival meetings, makin’ sure everyone hits floor 20 before reset. I was there too, preachin’ buffs and blessings!
Now don’t get me started on the kickin’ system, amen? It’s bugged straight from the devil himself — only I can do it even though the VPs got perms. The devs? Lord, they need deliverance.
tl;dr:
I trust my staff, hallelujah. If any of ‘em abuse that power, they’re out faster than sin on Sunday mornin’. I don’t care who you were before — I judge you by who you are here and now.
These new rules? They only touch the lazy souls who don’t lift a finger. If that’s you, don’t be shocked when your guild seat’s gone.
As long as I’m leadin’, Yotsuba gon’ be a joyful place, full of good vibes and laughter, not rules and misery. Can I get an amen?
Now listen here, brothers and sisters, I don’t run this guild like no lone ranger, amen? I talk to my officers on the regular, praise be. We come together, we debate, we fuss a little, but glory to teamwork, we always figure it out as one body under Yotsuba.
>Fely
That man’s the holy scripture of game knowledge. Handles the rentry, helps everybody find the light of understanding.
>Cat
Full of spirit and creativity, always cookin’ up events that get the people movin’.
>Jiggu
Came in as a helper, but from week one she’s been workin’ like a saint on Sunday. Promoted her to captain ‘cause she earned that blessing.
>Isa
Goin’ through some trials and tribulations in the real world, but I’ve got faith he’ll be back soon, stronger than ever.
Now my VPs, oh lawd, they keep me grounded. They talk with me about the guild, how it’s goin’, how we can do better. We’re a fellowship, not a dictatorship!
Taly works hard on the weekends, but when I call, she answers like Gabriel blowin’ his trumpet.
Sani been runnin’ them Vaults like revival meetings, makin’ sure everyone hits floor 20 before reset. I was there too, preachin’ buffs and blessings!
Now don’t get me started on the kickin’ system, amen? It’s bugged straight from the devil himself — only I can do it even though the VPs got perms. The devs? Lord, they need deliverance.
tl;dr:
I trust my staff, hallelujah. If any of ‘em abuse that power, they’re out faster than sin on Sunday mornin’. I don’t care who you were before — I judge you by who you are here and now.
These new rules? They only touch the lazy souls who don’t lift a finger. If that’s you, don’t be shocked when your guild seat’s gone.
As long as I’m leadin’, Yotsuba gon’ be a joyful place, full of good vibes and laughter, not rules and misery. Can I get an amen?