>>2018598
First, I will flex my 100%/100% achievement list.
Second, I will touch that mythical object called grass that I keep hearing about.
Then I will install the PTR and test that mess out on Tuesday.
Then after a couple of days of that, I will create the thorniest thorns barb and sit in the pvp zone to wreck these PKers in HC that have been ganking the mentally-disabled all season, for the lulz.
I just hit paragon298 today, so only 2 paragon bars of blue to fill up from here on out let's gooooooo