>Have you ever held a pencil in the… fuck I think one of my teachers called it the “transpalmer” grip?
>Yeah imagine that but with even less dexterity, it sucks trying to draw or hell even write anything like this.
>Using a keyboard is miserable too, the best I managed is sticking one of my erasers on the tip of one of my arms and making sure I never pressed the keys hard enough that I’d cut through it.
>I still haven’t told anyone about this.
>Parents would probably think I’m starting to hallucinate due to working on too many cartoons.
>Wouldn’t blame them if they thought that, to be fair.
>I’m dreading having to do any calls with my clients though, have you heard what Kartanas sound like trying to speak?
>It’s odd, maybe it’s because the damn things are aliens even within the series but like…
>It almost feels like verbalizing goes backwards.
>For an analogy… Imagine in your head you think about sentences you want to say normally, you understand them.
>But when you actually say them aloud, it’s as if you were typing in a computer, started with the period, and went backwards to the first word of the thought.
>You THINK it normally, but it comes out inverted.
>It genuinely gave me a lot of headaches at first, it’s just… confusing to deal with.
>I’m very lucky my phone’s recorder app has an audio reversal feature so I can still send voice messages that mostly sound like me.
>…still sounds oddly filtered even after doing that though.
1/4 actually, whoops