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>You know how hippos can be some of the most unassumingly dangerous animals?
>Multiply that by 10 and you get Snorlax.
>Hell hath no fury like a Snorlax rudely awakened.
>...
>HOW THE HELL CAN IT RUN SO FAST?!
>I'm lucky I can fly if not-
>AGH.
>Fuckfuckfuck.
>I think it just tried to body slam me...
>Maybe if I run deeper into the field it'll be safer for everyone back there and then I ca-
>FUCK that was a Fire Punch, why did it have to be Fire Punch?!
>It's still not giving up?!
>I think it's trying to run on all fours...!
>Of course, it WAS a dog after all!
>Can I even keep outrunning it if it does that?!
>These things eat their weight in food, right?! Is that how it has THIS much damn energy?!
>I thought I could just calmly Piper of Hamelin him off the road and leave it at that so everyone could be happy, I didn't think it'd get pissed like th-
>...
>huh?
>Wait it... stopped?
>Is it letting me go?
>Why are its eyes...?
>What's it even do...?
>...
>Oh.
>Oh god it learns Hyper Beam doesn't it.
>...
>What am I doing?!
>Get out of the way you moron!
>Do you want to die like this?!
>MOVE!
!EVOM<
>Why can't I move dammit...!?
>Dammit body, just let me run away!
>I don't want to die!
>Please!
>Just let me do something, anything...!
!---esaelP<