>>58530952
>If you had a shred of business sense, you’d…
>What would you do?
>Monetize it?
>Could you make money off fighting other pokémon?
>Pest control with your fists?
>It felt so dishonorable.
>Shameful.
>Selling your services like some mercenary?
>You massaged your eyes, rubbing circles in them.
>You’d manage.
>No matter what, you’d survive.
>Whether you still had a place of your own…
>Whether vigilante or sanctioned…
>Anyone’s guess at this point.
>The box holding the world was violently shaken.
>Given the news today, things could go in any direction.
>In the week since reaching mainstream consciousness, pokémon caused thousands of problems.
>Some small.
>”Dragons Delay Denver International Flight”
>”Waillord Blocks Cruise Ship”
>”Farmer Loses Acre of Corn to Hungry Torterra”
>Some big.
>Fires.
>Hauntings.
>Damaged bridges.
>The shock of how many pokémon used to be people hit the public with the grace of a freight train.
>Not everyone was as docile and well-mannered as the brionne and her espurr playmate.
>You avoided the worst.
>Nasty stuff was all over today.
>Talk of relief packages, stimulus checks, and government ongoings was completely drowned out.
>Couldn’t be everywhere.
>At least you’d make here worth living in.
>Hopefully, others shared your dumb altruism.
>Someone had to be a model pokémon.
>Set a good example.
>Bring order to chaos.

Updated aurabin: https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se
Glad to see so many people having fun with writing. Dealing with grad school stuff. Time is a luxury right now. Can't write much.

>>58530927
Yeah, that tracks for scientific papers and their unreliability.

>>58530166
Boy's gonna spit out dirty brown water with that smoking habit.

>>58526325
Create a sauna with this one simple trick.

>>58519406
Will have to read later. Thanks for writing!