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>If I didn't know logically it's an awful idea maybe I'd consider looking for Pokemon battle clubs.
>...Maybe one of the "well kept" gyms that've been cropping up, even though I think they're still not sanctioned...
>But I've never been a fighter.
>If anything I'm a coward.
>Was too scared to even move to Japan when given the chance because I didn't want to change my life too much.
>I didn't want to lose my easy outs.
>In retrospect, there was some prudence in that maybe.
>Toei was accommodating but I've heard that some transformees over there have been having it rough...
>Though who knows, could be the usual demoralization, I saw firsthand how different the real Japan is after all...
>...
>...fuck me dude...
>Maybe some cocoa will help...
>...even if I'll likely have to keep it cool just in case...
>I guess I could do a cold one.
>Wonder is my arms could work to blend it up, heh.
>...
>Ugh.
>I'll just... Leave the blender to do its thing...
>What the hell even am I now?
>I always thought Kartanas were cool, but what does being one even entail?
>I remember thinking about "what if I were a Pokemon" when I was a kid but I always thought of the easy options.
>Mewtwo, cool psychic powers, flight, super powerful.
>Latios, jet dragon, can possibly shapeshift according to Heroes.
>Chesnaught, great defense and resistance if a bit slow.
>Hoopa, dimensional powers, secret form, can fly and teleport wherever.
>I think even the quadrupeds I considered weren't THAT bad, in maybe Keldeo or Solgaleo.
>But of course, always thinking about the big legendaries, least for the most part...
>But that'd just be too easy now wouldn't it, wannabe protag man?
>No, instead I get stuck as one of the dangerous aliens with no fucking hands and no specially unique abilities considering I'm the embodiment of conflict-averse...
>God...
>And I just punctured a hole in my couch by trying to slam my fist into it.
>Great.
>Just fuckin' dandy.
>...