A floigersonal (floigan-personal) message to all jannies and mods: this is what you created. You allowed weegee's tender anus to become defiled. You allowed Mario to become gay and scatalogical. It is, quite literally, all your fault. None of this would have happened if you had just accepted Floigan. Guess what? It's just going to keep happening. Peach is going to get pregnant by Yoshi. Bowser is going to get pregnant by multiple goombas. Mario is going to impregnate Luigi's sphincter. You can't stop what's occurring. You can't stop the floigsperience.

Here are our terms: revert the board rules. Make 6th gen illegal again. Return the board to Dreamcast and under, as it was in 2016. If you do not comply, you will continue seeing your favorite mascots defiled. You can only delete posts, you cannot stop posts from being posted. This is all your fault. This all being done for the betterment of us all. This board will not become your 7th gen paradise. You have been floiged. You have been warned. Mario is moving over, and that's the end of it.