Anonymous
7/29/2025, 3:11:42 AM
No.2107146
>>2106407
You know what deeply shocked me? It was learning how incredibly powerful the British Empire was just prior to WW2. Then they went and fucked it all up. Squandering their resources, losing army after army, concentrating their forces in the wrong places at the wrong time. It was textbook perfect arsefuckery. No wonder the Americans regarded the Brits with such deep suspicion.
So what I like to do is larp as a British Imperialist and put things RIGHT. That is to say I put things RIGHT UP THE ASSES of any GODDAMNED FAGGOT who dares DEFY the BRITISH EMPIRE!
First I enact the prepare for war decisions. Then I guarantee Shanxi. Then I park carriers and transports full of troops off the coast of Japan. When Japan goes Marco Polo Bridge I invade those dirty slit eyed fuckers and pulverize their sideways rectums until they point the right way round.
"Oh no Honorable British-san! Ow! Ow! Please no more! Rectum is aligned now! Please stop! Ow! Ow!"
Then I fuck around a bit taking all the key strategic bonuses.
Holland? Fuck'em, I want that Makassar Straits bonus. So I take a bunch of tulips and JAM them up their DAMNED DUTCH asses, and then I squirt a load up there. I call it "musket loading"
Eventually I get around to invading the USA sometime in 1938.
I teach those DAMNED YANKEES some anal anatomy lessons! How dare they insult the good King George III?
"Oh? So you thought you would get away with all that Independence crap? Well here is fucking Montgomery, of all people, PLOWING your asses in San Diego while Auchinleck FIST FUCKS New York. How youse liking dat? Hmm? "
Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be for them? Getting anally devastated by a weedy little pipsqueak like Monty? Or having the full forearm of some guy with a weird ass name like Auchinleck inserted up their bum?
REVENGE FOR 1776!!!!!!!!
When the USA surrenders I sing "Rule Britannia" as LOUD AS A FUCKING BASTARD, fart loudly, and jack off to tentacle porn for ten days straight.
You know what deeply shocked me? It was learning how incredibly powerful the British Empire was just prior to WW2. Then they went and fucked it all up. Squandering their resources, losing army after army, concentrating their forces in the wrong places at the wrong time. It was textbook perfect arsefuckery. No wonder the Americans regarded the Brits with such deep suspicion.
So what I like to do is larp as a British Imperialist and put things RIGHT. That is to say I put things RIGHT UP THE ASSES of any GODDAMNED FAGGOT who dares DEFY the BRITISH EMPIRE!
First I enact the prepare for war decisions. Then I guarantee Shanxi. Then I park carriers and transports full of troops off the coast of Japan. When Japan goes Marco Polo Bridge I invade those dirty slit eyed fuckers and pulverize their sideways rectums until they point the right way round.
"Oh no Honorable British-san! Ow! Ow! Please no more! Rectum is aligned now! Please stop! Ow! Ow!"
Then I fuck around a bit taking all the key strategic bonuses.
Holland? Fuck'em, I want that Makassar Straits bonus. So I take a bunch of tulips and JAM them up their DAMNED DUTCH asses, and then I squirt a load up there. I call it "musket loading"
Eventually I get around to invading the USA sometime in 1938.
I teach those DAMNED YANKEES some anal anatomy lessons! How dare they insult the good King George III?
"Oh? So you thought you would get away with all that Independence crap? Well here is fucking Montgomery, of all people, PLOWING your asses in San Diego while Auchinleck FIST FUCKS New York. How youse liking dat? Hmm? "
Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be for them? Getting anally devastated by a weedy little pipsqueak like Monty? Or having the full forearm of some guy with a weird ass name like Auchinleck inserted up their bum?
REVENGE FOR 1776!!!!!!!!
When the USA surrenders I sing "Rule Britannia" as LOUD AS A FUCKING BASTARD, fart loudly, and jack off to tentacle porn for ten days straight.