**[Stage Intro]** (*Band lays down greasy funk groove, Blowfly struts out in cape and mask*)

**Blowfly (growling into mic):** Uh! With your nasty-ass self! Good God! Look at this funky-ass crowd — I see you in the front row, baby, them titties bouncin’ like church tambourines! And you, big man — don’t be shy, you know damn well you the one washin’ draws while another brother blowin’ yo’ wife’s back out!

(*crowd howls, band kicks into riff*)

**[Hook – Call & Response]** **Blowfly:** Say it loud! **Crowd:** I’m a cuck and I’m proud! **Blowfly:** Say it louder! **Crowd:** I’m a cuck and I’m proud!

**[Verse 1 – Live Roasting]** **Blowfly:** Some people say I’m low down, some say I’m sick, But I lickin’ that nut off another man’s dick! (*crowd screams*) Yeah baby, don’t hide, let that man put it in ya, I’ll be in the kitchen, drinkin’ the bathwater for dinner!

(*music break – band hits horn stabs, Blowfly grinds mic stand between his legs*)

**Blowfly (to audience):** Yeahhh, I see you laughin’, white boy in the back — Bet you already sniffed the bus seat before you sat down, huh? (*crowd erupts*)

**[Bridge – Dirty Crowd Work]** **Blowfly:** Ooo-wee, you killin’ me, That man bust a nut like a Uzi, see? So funky, so rank, I’ll drink his piss out the fish tank!

(*he points at a woman in the second row*) Baby, when’s the last time you let him tongue-paint your bootyhole? (*crowd hollers, she hides her face*) Good God, don’t be shy — he already look like a man who sucks farts outta balloons!

**[Extended Call & Response]** **Blowfly:** Who pays the rent while she ridin’ dick? **Crowd:** The cuck pays the rent while she ridin’ dick! **Blowfly:** Who licks the sheets when they sticky and brown? **Crowd:** The cuck licks the sheets when they sticky and brown!

(*band drops out, Blowfly hollers raw*) When I say “dirty,” y’all say “crack!” Dirty! **Crowd:** Crack! Dirty! **Crowd:** Crack!

When I say “funky,” y’all say “nuts!” Funky! **Crowd:** Nuts! Funky! **Crowd:** Nuts!

**[Verse 2 – Improvised Roast]** **Blowfly:** I worked all day, just to pay the rent, Now my wife bent over, gettin’ heaven-sent dick! (*crowd cheers, band slides into breakdown*) I’m the janitor of love, the fluffer of sin, I’ll lick the doorknob just to taste where he been!

(*to front row*) Ayy shorty, you got them thick thighs — Bet you got three men hidin’ in there like a clown car!

(*crowd erupts, band slams into chorus*)

**[Final Hook – Everyone Together]** **Blowfly:** Say it loud! **Crowd:** I’m a cuck and I’m proud! **Blowfly:** Lordy Lordy Lordy! **Crowd:** I’m a cuck and I’m proud!

(*music breaks down to bass & drums, Blowfly humping mic stand*) **Blowfly (moaning):** Yeah baby, suck that toe cheese… blow that booty whistle… This is Blowfly’s church, and the gospel is: Eat ass, lick balls, and never wash yo’ sheets!

(*band hits one last filthy funk stab, Blowfly collapses theatrically, cape flying*)