Fatty’s essay topics. Choose 3 in order to gain full credit. 1 is compulsory.

1. Enna
2. AC should fire Elira, Enna, Millie, Uki and Luca
3. Elira’s RADICAL gender ideology
4. Reimu is a leech
5. Why did Ike block Reimu?
6. They killed Big Selen!!
7. Woe be me featuring Pomu
8. The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!
9. Males. The bane of Vtubing
10. EW! Gays!
11. MA always tell me to look under the bed for trannys
12. Why is Rosemi still here collabing with Males?
13. “Trust me guys. I watch Scarle”
14. Bah god King! Where did Mint and Saba come from?!
15. “I can totally tell the exact appearance of a vtuber based on his/her voice”
16. The biggest vtuber debut EVUR is wasted on Maria
17. Sexpesting with Luca
18. Sexpesting with Aster
19. Twisty is actually based
20. Wilson Dicksucking clique (WDC)
21. BTB are gays. Kaelix has a lisp
22. Ryoma is literally DSP
23. Are Ren and Maria really dating?
24. How many males are there in a NijiJP collab?
25. Japan humour vs Robot Chicken
26. I hate Nintendo!!
27. Niji = White, Holo = Fantasy
28. Explain the pattern of this CCV chart in under 100 words.
29. NIJIEN viewers are all Japanese
30. Anime is for the lowest common denominator
31. Right wing people like myself watch anime
32. Why does every Vtuber want 3D?
33. The twin pillars of manliness: Asmongold and Fuwamoco
34. Japanese is the most primitive language
35. USA! USA! USA!
36. Analyse the structure of Feudalism in modern Japan
37. Livers are not employees, they are “independent contractors”
38. Economics 101. Use Anycolor to explain the concept of opportunity cost
39. talkin about women
40. “FIGHT ME BRO! I WILL KILL YOU!”