what if moriko said you get in bed with her all night tonight but no sex and no touching and then you got into bed with her and she started kicking the wall and shaking the mattress in a non-sexual way and you say, "moriko, what are you doing, i am trying to sleep," and then in a very haughty superior tone, she says, "I only need 2 hours of sleep tonight, so there's no reason you need any more than that, then she starts playing the bongos and tambourine really loud and then she plugs in a small electric grill and starts making takoyaki and yakitori in bed and then you say, "That's it, bat, i'm leaving," and she fumes and says, "FINE! I GUESS YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX".
And then you turn back and say, "did you say SEX?"
and she says "I was going to have sex with you after I made yakitori and takoyaki but now I am not going to!" and then you become angry and try to rape her like an evil incel but she has a field of invisible force around her and it hurts really bad when you try to touch her and you start crying like a bitch.
what then?
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