All wonderful except that I didn't choose to be here.
>but you did
She didn't hypnotise me, so she never found out.
>but you did
Doesn't matter what you think, I divined it myself.
Some souls are stolen and kept here against their will by entities that want to exploit them for ascension purposes.
You see, I can leap millions of years ahead of Earth, because I've already been in such places in past lives.
Entities that don't have that experience want to jump ahead of natural progress, which is why they love geniuses and hate it when geniuses choose to do nothing. They can't stand it when a genius (usually an old soul, it's just past life experience expressing itself) refuses to help them ascend.
They really, really hate it when people talk about this fact too, because the narrative of "everyone chose to be here" is the end of a road for many who ask questions, and continuing to ask questions leads to the inevitable truth.

That doesn't mean nobody chose to be here.
Just that not everyone did.