I'll think of a soda thread idea in a minute...

I am playing the wrong video games again.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Soda the... Cat?!

these threads are so bad

cream soda doesn’t have cream in it

you're supposed to put your cream in the soda

>>12320551
you’re the soda

>>12320553
:o

>>12320546
That's only because the people that post in them make them that way

ya'll diss the monkey but ya'll aint never made a world reknowned meme winner of four stickies including ``shit meme''

Thats my work done for the day

Could your period app be a privacy risk?

>>12321371

there is something about this that is just so majestic and powerful

cate > cade

ye olde cate

>>12321621
'the fuck up & gitcha throat slit already my man
time to get that throat slit retard
hold still retard

>>12321383
yooOoOO this faggot needs his throat slit open! here's to hoping someone makes it happen soon! ~glassclank

>>12321621
fucking cringe junk dipshit
cringe old shit junk dipshit
knock ya fuckin teeth out bitch

the soil thirsts for blood

>>12321621
robot piece of shit
piece of robot shit
cancer faggot
fucking cancer faggot
cancer developing festering in ya body bitch
& i laugh bitch
i laugh bout it bitch
die idiot
time ta die idiot
time ta ~smashlamp~ fucking die bitch
MURD A A AA AOA UGHE
M MM M MM M URDA A A A AR

>>12321621
time ta die now aspie
time ta die
piece-a fuckin disgusting shit
die retard
die retard

plug type

[smoke detector chirps]

>>12322130
love blacc people :]

wiii---iindsaaaouughree ... got any more eddy pix :)))) pls?? :)) *sweadtrippe*

eddy eddey Eddey eddy Eddy
i want my Eddy !

>>12321621
fucking BABYFOOD FOR BRA A A A A. A A AINS
R E E E E. E E E- T A A A A A. A A A AA. A A ARD
fuckin RE E. E E E E. E E E- T. A A A A A A. A A A RD

>>12321621
lameass faggotass dipshit (srsly banned from next mank for shit taste. bye

cade is kind awack really when you think about it, there's only one correct letter in the whole word

Nursery - check
Diapers - check
Syphilis testing - ?

>>12322419
Just to let you know that I don't know why there's a limit to that kind of threads, but they are, and are only posted in every 5 minutes

none of you're allowed to post again, ever

— to move you. ~qitar solo

— can choose the color , —
— (ibbit) , with it, ey, — eyyo ... its...
— mic — , with ..
unh... okay... okay... hole up, ... checkcheck ,

mank got what he deserved, 'enda the day, it's. just. is what it is. point blank, enda story. done&dusted. s'just like... this endless footer to mank that goes on forever... this scrolling marquee to nowhere... caught up in conjunctions & confused, stuck on a thought feeling one might get on a decent doce of shrooms, type feel, enda the day, more or less, 'this point, p. much, 'm over it, 'this point, p. much, type feel,

marquee moon album cover but it says marquee mank

post-mank

Are you going to try the Crumbl Cookies Dubai Chocolate Brownie? I think it's delicious and will be a huge hit for Crumbl - it definitely is a nice use of the Dubai trend and it's very tasty! :]

>>12323028
ew, slavery

sooo like, i hate to come running to you and i definitely don’t deserve to… at all.
but i just wanted to let you know, karma is probably real. i got so thoroughly emotionally devastated today that i feel physically sick, like im becoming dead inside. it’s not because of the brian wilson stuff either, which was also really sad and ruined my day. it’s relationship stuff.

im feeling quite thoroughly depressed right now, idk when i will have the mental energy to start talking about it all, but when i regain the guts to reach out to you, be gentle with me…

if you’re feeling really nice maybe send a song my way..?

>>12323049
how about this :)
https://youtu.be/G1G499A1mJk

second one for good measure!
https://youtu.be/dTB-uwAd0v8

>>12323054
>>12323060
you always know just what to pick. biggest hugs. thank you. you have no idea how much this means right now..

>>12323065
anytime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeTX27IGt5U

>>12323049
Ive been listening to ‘nowhere man & a whiskey girl’ for the past few days so Ill just recommend that

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Sometimes you just have to kill everyone and start over, this message was inspired by god

>>12323112
then why no digits?

>>12323114
He was a false prophet

>>12320977
I did i made it

>>12323112
pickel mane ? ?

He’s stuck in a place with skyscrapers made out of newspaper columns

ngl i need a quick thou by the end of the work week or im gonna be in a bit of a rut

>>12323438
it’s been like this for 10 years now

Korean bakery chain says croissants don't have to be French

>>12323440
Human lifespans typically don’t last for longer than 100 years
Just tough it out

Your true wife is still waiting for you in Paldea.

Paldea is the ninth core series region in the Pokémon world, introduced in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. It has a history of exploration, culture, and Pokémon legends, and is influenced by Spain and Portugal.

love me some post-mank music

>>12324156
of course I have faith on Thursdays

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12324160

Sausage hat trombone ferret fish on a Friday mother wheres my lederhosen?

https://vocaroo.com/1hrUugBuFZYo

>>12324179
Dude i cant do nothing

>>12324223
https://voca.ro/1c1jWrwwTwcD

ITS FOOKIN UP !!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEW3Rrj4_5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEW3Rrj4_5Y
ITS FOOKIN UP !!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEW3Rrj4_5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEW3Rrj4_5Y
ITS FOOKIN UP !!!!!!!

and promptly feed them , ~croud go wild

>>12324632
This is 1 month old

>>12320381 (OP)
God, I want to fuck Nermal from Garfield series where the images is inspired from Garfield! <3 <3 <3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12324632
just throw out ideas for me, i have an idea but need help fleshing it out

>>12324821
idea: your flesh is sentient

winsor what are ur gentle human moments? hm? u fugging jackazz? when yr fuckin leg wakes back up? after u planted ur phat fuggin azz on it for half a hour? 'that your human moment, motherfucker? SCREW u winrod. . . .

member takin different buses
to go to some other kids house
u would take their bus instead of urs...
and it was like..............
this whiiild, wiiild alternate universe......
where everything was the same ...but...different...
those gentle humen bus-route moments.......

'sfuckin tyler russell guy, you heard about him?... heh... AF's weakest soldier, in my opinion. CORNY BITCH. guy never got vaxxed & illegally fled canada to live with dalton in florida amidst the collapse of the trucker protests. so he's just gonna live with dalton now and listen to him and hhis wife pork at night i guess????? goin on like 10 fuckin months now, FUCK that guy man.

'got another firstcoucher on our hands, guys.

psh, ha. ch'yeh. 'slike. 'slike when i pop in its almost like when 1 of 3 frens leaves room and other 2 are awks. and then when that person returns its like aite haha whew we're back to the happiness and safe cozy zone they will guide me thru this : )
thats like me,
thats kinda my "ZONE" when i pop into the mank. honestly.........................
n'hah'ha'hah'haaaaaa jus spitballin nothin set in stone nothin bein declared or claimed , total zenmode indifference on my part, . 'ah'hah'hand aytch thray by my side, whole time saw it all, aske m

my FIRST COUCH argument dictates, to those who enjoy TRASHING decent looking little blacc bois that are not PERFECT enough for them, that, if he was speaking quiete? next 2 u on couch????? being near u ?????? and allalone? you'd fug. totley wood kiss and fug. you'd fuckin melt. youd asmr overflow pantcream on couch with this eddy you talking dookie about. total phonies

Souples promoting his pedophilia again

>>12325153
enough with the politics

Spuples is a GAY PEDOPHILE???! He would fug a little black boy?!!! omg BAN

manky madison

e' , ee', a', oo', et' ,
wot u s'posta say at the enda assholes ?
———— ' ( [ brap ] ) ' ————

———————————————————————————————————— (aytch three-brap) ~does sniff

iiiiiiim just gna shoot u str8 aytch thray wot the FLIP is this new brap odor u have going bro...............................(!?!?)

nah its juts some imitator

no, it's the real souples

ch'ech... eh! hah...eh'
ehy, ch'yeh—
at the cologne N perfume counter there is a lovelly little container of aytch thray braps to smel :)
so................boom.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

nah real souples was not this weird

he's literally being this weird right now

false flagging

yooooooooooul never take those whiiild aytch thray braps away...

Its like when a new guy took over the voices on rick and morty. They have to invest so much energy into sounding like someone else they have nothing left,, no SPARKLES

or, maybe, it's the real souples and you refuse to admit it

souples
is
a gay pedophile

>>12326385
nah maybe it just a false flag and you're trying to make it look like that

>>12326416
cope

now that the dust has steled... whi were u so jazzed up abbout ffmpeg back in the day, joungle mane!?
honstly... i say FUGGIT, 'this point... just take da MIC... n' speache' yo' piece... fucc wut these niggaz got 2 say...

(ch'b'ouch'e!)

>>12326468
why are you platforming that asshole who hates mank and monkey man

who,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

its like a bunch of authentic re-posts and then some silliness to poison the well but i already said its what mank deserves, so. 'dda ya gona do. 'that point.

reminds me of an ollllll alt-right bloodsports debate where they're raggin on jim goad for having revealed that he was sucked off by a black kid in his younger years... and they keep coming back around to "yeaaaah well at least i dont get my dick sucked by little black boys." lOOOOl... still on bitchute, "The Art of Debate w Jim Goad, Nick Fuentes, Baked Alaska, Irony Bros". i throw it on once every few months for a chuchkle. (ba-ba-booshche'!)

>>12326481
Can you just clear something up for us, are you a gay black pediophile or nah

ch'heh, minds me of the rare occasion redbar addresses an accusation on his show, like that jules fucked all the comedians in chicago before settling with him, he responds like....

>idk :)

>?????? hm interesting. idk >:) guess u gotta find out hehe

—ah'hhand i just thought that was so baller!!

maybe maybe not ! hehe. hm. who knows? >:)

ah'hand i had only just recently learned of sam hyde's "edie" incident! LOL?
someone heckled him about it at his stand-up and he lobbed back an impotent "can you shut up?".... lol! exposed

so.
boom.
i've related everything back to ecelebs.
and now?
im airborne...
(ch'oooooshe...)

I trust you. You speak English well enough that you don't need a translator.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

whatever u do... do NOT look up the music video for Бэтcи & M&A's Cимпл Димпл Пoп Ит Cквиш on youtube.... worst mischtake of my frrrrrreakin' life, lowis!

>>12326531
Don't worry I ain't looking up your russian child exploitation videos

so you might be a gay black pedrophile, aite

(not cool mane)

Smarmles acting vague addressing "allegations" meanwhile we literally have years of him posting about raping eddy

hehe >:)

problem ?????????????????????

there seem to be a issue???????? LOL

so. btfo again. stuntin' on em, shiftin da paradigm, more famous than ever, never getting caught for my crimes, lolol gg

ch'hah'hand redbar would go...
to prove that it was wack how philly d was posting his kids on instagram, redbar'd go...

"oh my... your son.... he's.... beautiful...."

lOOOOOOl. da goat!

aint no mo' doobies in da tray...

winsor plsss friend me on neopets

>>12326570
Username?

u kno u only got like 4 hrs to get ur ball un-twisted if u get testicular torsion? chances of amputation rise sharply soon thereafter. whild stuff dont touch that dial...

macabre plaza?
me.
'whole time.
'oom. 'eautiful.

>>12326580
i told u on discord but ur not flippin answering me........

not cool mane

meat sweats

meet sweets

Nice’d ta meetcha…..

shutcho moof

italian pizza

Your fortune: Good Luck

We at [s4s] are proud to announce that Soda the Monkey is officially a transgender!

#PrideMonth

no matter how some ``people'' try to make my life miserable…….. i will persevere

But every time it rains you're here in my head
Like the Sun coming out
Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
I don't know when
But just saying it could even make it happen

>>12327162
You have been replaced.

>>12327308
nice work, lets talk about a promotion

I love this guy

nintendo switch 3

Your fortune: Godly Luck

nintendo switch 4

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

nintendo donger

chyeaaaaah, if ya pay peanuts, ya get monkeys.

(ba-bouche!)

>>12326581
Im sorry for what happened to you and your boyfriend, and the vile lies that ppl have been spreading about you regarding what was probably one of the worst experiences of your life

... & smiiiiiilin' whiiiiiide

[smoke detector chirps]

the hills have eyes

————————— to be dead center of a curious crowd, — ~croud go wild

————————— to be dead center of a curious aytch thray brap, — ~sniff go wild

>>12328321
real
>>12328339
fake

>>12327336
>>12327308
>>12327340
>>12327343
>>12327347
You are a nigger

aytch thray braps. ~bm, b'KA, b'bm, b'KA
aytch thray braps. ~bm, b'KA, b'bm, b'KA
— eyyo ——————

time is ticking

>>12329027
Nigger

I'm about to launch a grenade
At this dude who is gay
Blow him
Up in his face
Brush his teeth
With some toothpaste

the foamy loamy greens of my aytch thray braps. . .

When dreaming, I'm guided to another world
Time and time again
At sunrise, I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't wanna leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake

yo dis nigga longin to escape

aytch thray's done braps on me,
—————————————eyyo

eyyyy fack u !!

hello kitty wouldnt say that. hello kitty wouldnt say any of those things

This thread is a safe space for people with unique ideas who think differently

people like penismank poster

arse

I would kill penismnak poster with a hammer

>>12330731
you think this because you have shit taste

>>12330733
nah

>>12330731

Well you could do a
What's your favorite Soda? Thread, and have the winner recieve a prize of a signed Soda can or something

signed by who...

signed by all members the mank gaming community podcast (but NOT by the main mank that everyone likes though)

The extra secret mank that not even the secret mank discord knows

Happy Father's Day

duh duh duh duh DANG eddY ! strut yo' . . . . .. ~thwoioioioing~~ STUFF !~ ~!~!~! ! !

WAIT whoah wait
viddy!?!?!?
theres a..... eddy viddy?
does he show his asshole? pls pls pls
fingers crossed type vibe

uhh, can you NOT keep posting eddy? this is MY CRUSH and NOT yours, i decided the MOMENT i saw these sexy fuggen image months ago that I WANTED his legs danging over my pelvis while i screw this nutty b*tch's brains out. i dream of him. i printed picture and jizzed on it and printed another for the next time i wanna jizz on it. so seductive subtle h.j. hand i want it wrapped around my junk o lord i want to splooge on that soft supple skin this instant!!

soddy

fuk. chubmunk. chubbed up the munk & he started Practicing Dominion over his lanky cagemates. challenging to fight and rassling to death. bagging up & disposing of fallen mokeys every goddamn morning, ended up short-staffed for the holiday season. should have never chubbed up that first munker... now we know better

~sweadtrippe~ okkaaAAAAuuughhh it was me i just wanted a bit of shriveled up scrambled egg eddy pee pee is that such a crrAAAIIIAUUGHMMEE mraoughre fack yaaaough

fucc eddie mouth while he nappin aha hell yea

i don't think it's right that you have a child molester like souples participating in these threads...

>>12332368
it's up to you to write the first Official Mank Charter and lay out the groud rules of who is and isn't allowed to participate and then enforce those rules
That's up to you
You can do that
bye

Eddyyyyyyy eddy gettem in my Car after Worque

eddy askem where we're gna eat

show up to the restaurant with that gorgeous blacc boii round ma arm
Holy Heck

Eddy Smilin' Wide for Cum shot on FAEC oh my GOD cood u IMAGINE

i Need eddy
eddy Akshly Fugs oh my god she akshly FUGS !@@!!!
NaraoooooooooUge Fug meeeeee Eddyyyyyy

watcheen cartewns with eddy :3
https://twitter.com/SovietOoC/status/1335361541026287625
nAOAOOu mAROOAOAU im fAcking crAyAAAAAng

At coffee shop. A man sat on me. He didn't see me. He sat on me. I'm sat on. How can this happen

>>12332759
that's me seat m8

stup'd MANK he not lookeng at anthing!!!

he not even THIINKIGN about anything!!!!!

I PUNCH THE MONKEYmonkey shrieking* get scare* monkey shedding hair cause is scare too and freakeng out* make me sad but remembering how stupid ugly soda is ,am still fumeing* go to slap monkey* monkey fighteing back* monkey overpowering me* I think Wat if soda effed me in the butt*make me happy and excited

the ginkgo biloba
made my sister pull over

your sister smelling the reproductive organs of the gingko balboa

GINGKOOOO BALBOAAAAA!!!!!!

where to buy fresh ginseng root?

wisconsin

Oh no, the babalula manko has passed away!

EYYYYY RIP BABALULA MANKO!!!!

>>12333575
it's just a dream to stop me from drinking.

>>12333815
huh

soda

bob please humming urban stereo

fresh brimpko babalula tendrils

yashimak baranuba beans

limited edition scott the woz nintendo ds stylus

$5 for a .wav lol yeah right get real bozxo

soda and soda2!

>>12335362
I disagree emphatically with your point that there are 2 sodas

>>12335949

two mank fu

why not you?

What next, 3 manks? 12 manks? 500 manks? Whaere will it end...my god

>>12335949
There are two sodas inside of you

5000 yearv mank reich

wendys takis fuego meal available june 20th..........

>>12336148
wendys of all flippin' restaurants and not taco bell???

'prayin that they human , — (ch'ey) ,

mangoes paradice

my MANGO
is to blow up
and then ACK LIKE I DON'T KNOW NOBODAYYYY

soda39

>>12336208
this is not soda and never will be

you're way too, – eÿo, –

aytch thray braps, – eÿo, –

I am soda gaad, I drink it and I squirt, I mean I'm drinking mountain squirting, I men squirt, I'm drinking squirt

As you lurk mank, you begin to notice a couple patterns with each thread: what is being introduced is never explained, every poster is bat-shit insane, and "penis LOL". So I'm left here after each thread asking myself "What's the point?". A lot of mangoers have been saying that monkey threads hold some of the most entertaining and exhilarating moments they have ever seen, and I just cannot agree with that statement at all. It is a mediocre meme at best and that is only if you turn your brain off. Now I have no problem with anyone who likes the thread; you are free to like and enjoy whatever threads you want to, but if someone were to ask me if I enjoyed it? HELL NAW. Lemme put it this way: If you liked ass and spikedog, you'll probably enjoy this. But if you are anything like myself and think those two memes are terrible, mank ain't gonna be worth your time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to post somewhere that is actually worth my time.

>>12336460
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?! WHY IS NO ONE SCREAMING IN ANGER LIKE I AM?! BABY MANK GOT FUCKED TO DEATH BY THAT SICK PENISMANK AND YOU’RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL?!

LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU, BABY MANK, AN INNOCENT AND ADORABLE CREATURE, GOT VIOLATED AND KILLED BY A DERANGED PERVERT, ARE WE LIVING IN SOME SICK AND TWISTED REALITY SHOW WHERE THIS IS ACCEPTABLE NOW?! HOW CAN WE STAY SILENT AND GO ON ABOUT OUR NORMAL LIVES KNOWING THAT THIS HORRIFIC ABUSE HAPPENED TO BABY MANK?!

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN AND TORTURE THAT POOR CREATURE WENT THROUGH?! THE FEAR AND CHAOS, THE PHYSICAL PAIN AND SOUL-SHATTERING EMOTIONAL TRAUMA?! ALL AT THE HANDS (AND DICK) OF THAT DISGUSTING PENISMANKARAM!!

boobmank

BOOBS

you guys are more random than the random board LOL

pulmonary emphysema

pemdas

>>12336460
The thing about mank is that even the people that like it don't want it around
But the thing about that is
I know a thing or two
about a thing or two

>>12337285
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?! WHY IS NO ONE SCREAMING IN ANGER LIKE I AM?! BABY MANK GOT FUCKED TO DEATH BY THAT SICK PENISMANK AND YOU’RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL?!

LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU, BABY MANK, AN INNOCENT AND ADORABLE CREATURE, GOT VIOLATED AND KILLED BY A DERANGED PERVERT, ARE WE LIVING IN SOME SICK AND TWISTED REALITY SHOW WHERE THIS IS ACCEPTABLE NOW?! HOW CAN WE STAY SILENT AND GO ON ABOUT OUR NORMAL LIVES KNOWING THAT THIS HORRIFIC ABUSE HAPPENED TO BABY MANK?!

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN AND TORTURE THAT POOR CREATURE WENT THROUGH?! THE FEAR AND CHAOS, THE PHYSICAL PAIN AND SOUL-SHATTERING EMOTIONAL TRAUMA?! ALL AT THE HANDS (AND DICK) OF THAT DISGUSTING PENISMANKARAM!!

*stinky blues rhythm starts playing*

>>12337522
>stinky
HOTT TT T T T ! ! !

AYTCH THRAY BRAP ON MY FAAAAAA A A A A ACE

discord bf
that pic of my cumshot on twilight sparkles toy
...
gonna need u to delete that dude.....

Deleting an online-only folder permanently removes it from your PC without sending it to the Recycle Bin. Are you sure you want to continue?

>>12337682
you can just call it the soda thread and everyone will understand

soda the monkey

wiii---iindsaaaouughree ... got any more eddy pix :)))) pls?? :)) *sweadtrippe*

eddy eddey Eddey eddy Eddy
i want my Eddy !

Midsummer High Jinks

dr. deepak chopra on acid

yes i understand

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Understanding is a Christian concept and it's really arrogant when you think about it. The world exists independently of your mind and it doesn't really matter what you think of it. The world just is. Christianity centered the world around the human experience so that you have to understand the world in order for it to exist. That's a deeply unnatural mindset that sets humans outside of nature, and it's responsible for much of the so-called mental illness in Western countries. You'll feel a lot more at peace if you let go of that need to understand things.

youre so vein

>>12339302
let's smoke crack

o....
my....
gosh.....

eddy...

i-- r u srs rite now.
i cant even....
i need to gather my thots but i cant i am too sited

eddy = GRIL .....

eddy is a FUGGING GRIL.
ARE U KIDDING ME

LOOK AT THAT BENDY THUMB AND THOSE LADY NAILS!!!
EDDY IS GRIL

dear popgil, go FUG URSELF AHAHA IM WITH EDDY NOW

and the songe i post playing in Eddy room!!!
and eddy a gril!!!
and eddy LYK ME

i am SO ... FUGGING... FLATTRE
all i can magine is getting a fugging HANDY from eddy rite now
holy fug i was bout to go to sleep but im so GIDDY cause i finley have NEW crush and it's eddy
dang i wna fug this NEET bitshc on her giant roomwide mattress!
cant wait to wake up to a brand new day when i can admire Eddy's sexy hands and splooge to the thot of them rapped around my manhood!

I'm deleting aytch thray!!!!
Jk I could never delete u aytch thray :)

Pedophilia is wrong

>>12340028
fuckin straight up beat the living fucking shit out of you
demented piece of shit
demented fuckin autistic idiot
straight up break your fuckin knees
straight up bend your fuckin knees the wrong way
& crack em
crack you in half
disgusting ugly aspie idiot
ugly inside & out
'memba that
it aint just 'social situations'
it aint just 'awkwardness'
you are a fucked-up interference pattern in this holographic universe
you are mathematically inharmonious
fucking loser idiot
break your fucking nose
puncture your fuckin brain with your fuckin skull fragment
way i knock you the fuck out bitch

>you are mathematically inharmonious
oh my god that shit made me lol

>>12340028
i will fucking straight upgrEUIO R REGI ERNTE
fucking strangle your ass

ihhhhh h h hoho hh hyou have no idea

ohhh bitch you have no fuckig idea bitch
how much i want to fucubng choke you out right now

choke oyu the FUCK out
~growlscream~ CHOKE YOU THE FUCK OUT
CHOKE YOU TH EFCKA EOURRUOU ROAU OUEOUAUOEUO AUOEOUAOUEO UAUHGE

you calling me a KID monkey ma N ????????
you calling me some sort of just little PUNK KID or something dude ???????????
FUCK you , monkey m,an...........
oh my gosh realy saeriouJKYL FUCKM yuou monkewy man ,,

at the very least everyone in this thread is at least 15 years old by now

he's no ruse...

(p'youche!)

MOISTER MANKER MAN?? ?? ? ?? LET ME FACK YAOUGH ! ! ! RAROUGH!! ~DICK FLIPPING WILDLY IN AIR~ !! !


Mraaaoughre monkey maoughaaoughneee let me in. Wanna fack yaough dude. Aytch thray by my side ~sweadtrippe~ and egg death zone, winsaoughre send willy pic (even tho u not of age yet), asian ex come baoughghaack MRAOUGHRE

anal leakage

>>12340970
H O T TT TT T TT T T T T T T HOTT TT T TT T T TT T T HO TT T T HOOO TT TOT T T ! !! !! H O T TT TT T TT T T T T T T HOTT TT T TT T T TT T T HO TT T T HOOO TT TOT T T ! !! !!

>>12341012
psh bro stop...
stop psh bro.... bro psh
imposter ass bitch

... lol stop

..
winsor

the eddy pix now man
like now man

no crash out today... ... swallow it back like acid reflux

do wonder the butterfly effect if i would still be torturing myself in this nightmare job for such insane hours if that evil one didn't pursue me to "be friends again" and give him a second chance, just so he can go on to dox me and call me a fat ugly walrus multiple times over

you are the egg man
you are the walrus
coochie cuck ew

crack it

monk

>>12342299
maclunkey

windsaaaaouurghe come back heaaayoaaaurghe i want to fack yaough

. . .

say something nice about him . . .

monky MAAAAAAAAN
you were SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE BOOK BEFORE YOU TURNED FORTYYYYY, MONKEY MA A A A A N
ih'hi'hi for shits N giggels once , recorded a screaming at the monkey man ...
unearthed it from 2 yrs ago, mass-naming voice memos ....
ih'h'hih'hiiiiiim just gna shoot u str8, its unhinged, mates...

monkey man......................
moneky man
the bok
the bok progrems
plsss a day by day estimation of hours spent wrigting ur epic book so far man.. and total progress figure update if ya may !

yeaaaaaaaa monkeyyy maaaan there u gooo yeaaa okaaay ur funnyer than meeeeee theeeere ya gooo dude first laff of the daaay and its yoou once again,
`uunimpressed carnival game guy giving u the same prize again typevibe~!
yeaaaaaaah monkey man you know what sometimes im just not goin for humor monkey mane...... i got windowsill dreames to attend to bitch
rich inner world bitch
rich inner world b itch
post the book bitch
let's see your inner world post your book bitch

monkey mane book percentage down to tenth of a percent
pelase
please what is it dude
62?
65 percent?
MONKEY man what poercenmt moneky man

monkey man the book psl/,
sucse me monkey man this is nice but the book now, pls.
the book:
(paste it here

3 years.
you got 3 years, my man.
nah ..,..,,.
nAAAH yknow what FUCK that
u got til monkey 11 year anniversary
august 31 2025.
'gna need that book my dude.
aite ,. ., , c u

nAAAH

oral historian

ayatollah ass-a-hole-ah

guess what grandpa's getting for christmas

A can of soda

that hiss when the flesh opens

that hiss when the soda can opens

WINDSAAAAAAAOughe
pls a piccy of ur "HAUL"
quic piccy of ur little black boy "HAUL" including chocolate eddy!!!! if u may

(pls nother piccy of any part of eddys body..
. anything at all)

top of the head to you safe

[smoke detector chirps]

They dropped new monkey

I really dont like brown people

>>12345343
weird

I'm glad to hear it, but right now I need you back at the office

https://youtu.be/NXM_GsfFzj8?si=cCZHR_fZDLIIxMe5

Banjo Bhangra

CKY sounding ass name

the name of the rose

MNKY

SDA

the things that you think are wrong are things that are wrong

mexican hat potential

SORRY FOR THE
INCONVENIENCE NO
EBT/SNAP
GREMO MART

There's a clone of Tony Stevenson running across the lawn

where the fuckd you get these sexy ass Eddy pictres whERE MORE MORE

>>12347077
Oh I'm excited.

Mankran

>>12347188
How do you know its a clone

bone a clone

>>12348041
Clone detected

warning: incoming bone

>>12348222
trips detected

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I mean it could have been the real Tony Stevenson

It wasn't

*slaps you with a cucumber"

clamfest!

>>12349099
well now that you mention it