I wish I could be a neet, but I'm not disabled enough to get government gibs.
Gotta figure out how to waste another 30-60 minutes aside from listening to old women brag about domestic abuse. Is chill in my car, but I don't wanna waste the gas leaving it running.
After my gooner weekend I haven't really wanted to jerk off ever since, hope I didn't break it.
I can't decide if I want arby's or taco bell later, I'm only eating once a day, probably gonna be arby's even though it's more calorie dense.

instead of go to arbys go the the store and make your own roast beef sandwich

actual disability here isn’t worth it when they force you to go to a doctor who doesn’t have your best intentions in mind

like i stopped going out for fast food for anything i can make myself, i just buy things like pizza and fries and buffalo wings now, almost never get burgers anymore

>>12323715 (OP)
I get $30 government gibs and i wish i wasn't disabled.

>>12323715 (OP)
all it took for me to be eligible was a year of unemployment and alcoholism and obsessing over discord bpd drama when i should have been busy pulling bootstraps while my meager savings were going down the drain
just one year!!!!!!! it's so easy
think about it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12323721
i agree

if i lived in europe instead of the US where they have sane and reasonable disability laws and don't have a homelessness and housing problem i'd be so fucking busy with my disposable income trying to get out of the system, but if i try to publish a video game, i'm just gonna end up homeless, so i just spend all my money on flube injectors and video games

over 5 years of unemployment and many trips in and out of the psych ward
I’m supposed to be grateful for getting the bare minimum?

>>12323730
i hear everybody leaves the psych wards with friends

>>12323731
tfw they forcefully inject you for not wanting to ingest their profitable poison they chalk up as medicine

>>12323730
Your supposed to work nigger

>>12323777
that’s funny when I have an entire discography and a gallery’s worth of work to say the least
truly the work of a nigger right?

I lied and went to burger king since arby's didn't have anything good (they didn't have fries).
I'm probably gonna get banned soon from a post on /wsg/, dunno if the gay mods are gonna site wide ban me again or not.
Wow that's a lot of posts. I'm not gonna reply to them (except for checking these trips >>12323777) but i did read them.
I think I'm putting too much weed in my one-hitter since I keep taking multiple puffs from it, but it does help me control just how much I'm smoking since it's basically replaced all the joints i would normally roll.
The only downside is that I sometimes suck in burning ash, never hurts but scares the hell outta me every time.
I'm gonna miss my supervisor when she moves

>>12323788
And these dubs too!

>>12323777
trip!

>>12324177
dub

I had a stressful dream last night where I found a cultists hideout under the city and got lost and memory wiped with ecstasy twice

>>12325845
That was a slannesh cult. Shouldve joined them you sound like a closet gooner

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12325847
You would know something about closet gooners, I know your post history ‘brave outspoken truthteller’ fishcat

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12325871
You're boring dude

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12325847
As much as I like masturbating for too long, first impressions being attacked basically on sight kinda sours the mood. Plus I'm not as far along the gooner pipeline as the murder-orgy chaos god cult

Oh yeah, I forgot that after waking up the first time I had another weird dream, less weird though.
I was in what looked like a card shop, but it was 4chan, the website was just a social club, I guess. There was a back door nobody could look behind where the jannies were. And the guy who made stardew valley pulled up in a moving van with a bunch of free steam gift codes