why. . . how dare you. . . how DARE you assault a poor defenseless sleeping man -- little old me, whose weariness allows me no appetite for reading drawn out run-on sentences. . . whilst I’m asleep, no less. Your sick, violent assault on my well being with naught but words of shame and anger -- and extended prose that are an affront to my tired psyche, are surely no less than the manifestations of actual nightmares

>>12325441 (OP)
Right on TIME, JASHIN-CHAN! You never disappoint with your lengthily titled filenames! Now the only thing left is for you to DATE ME!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12325441 (OP)
I was sleeping like you, but in a peaceful way without worry of whatever someone says nor do I care what they did while in a dream filled with chaoticness.

HERE'S MY BIG SHOT! MY CHANCE TO IMPRESS JASHIN-CHAN WITH MY WIT AND PERSONAL CANDOR!
I CONFESS! IT WAS ME, JASHIN-CHAN! I PUT THE VOODOO HEX ON YOU LOOKING TO LULL YOU FROM YOUR SLUMBER TO SEE ME!
NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR DATE AT TACO BELL! LET'S GO BEFORE IT CLOSES!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12325454
>>12325455
I'm still asleep

>>12325456
Very Miku of you.

>>12325456
JASHIN-CHAN'S ALL ABOUT HER PAPER!
I CAN'T LIE, I GROK IT!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12325441 (OP)
NERVOUS, WORRIED, MORTIFIED, ANXIOUS
YOUR CONSTANT SYNONYMS TO EXTEND THE FILENAME UNNECESSARILY IS SO APPEALING ABOUT YOU JASHIN-CHAN
YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP THE TACO BELL TO-GO INSTEAD SO YOU BE IN BED

Your fortune: Good Luck

I imagine Jashin-Chan in a big queen's sized bed filled with floofy sheets and pillows. And a sleeping mask too

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12325469
it's not so glamorous

>>12325472
OH MY DOGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JASHIN-CHAN ACTUALLY REPLIED TO ME WITH CHARITABLE KINDNESS
*FIXES AND STRAIGHTENS HAIR*
*BREATHES OUT COLOGNE*
THIS IS SUCH A FIRST FOR US! I WANT IT TO BE SPECIAL!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12325441 (OP)
what's the appeal of this show? what's it even about? you post it all the time.

>>12325483
it's an adorable deconstructionist CGDCT slice of life show hinging around slapstick humor

>>12325441 (OP)
im sorry, im not in the best mood right now, ilu jashin-chan please forgive me

>>12325496
"deconstructionist CGDCT"
wtf does any of that mean? I can see the appeal of slice of life like Yuru Yuri and Kill Me Baby, but this looks like nothing goes on. Is the twist that this one has monster girls in it?

>>12325515
well well well, perhaps my nightmare turned out to be a pleasant dream after all. Nevertheless, I am sorry for your loss, but do mind the fragile and malleable psyche of one who is in the midst of unpredictable and ever changing dreams, forever tranced at the whims of fate, until wake do them part. Chances are I will not remember any of this once I awake

>>12325456
what were you doing at 1:33AM last night?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12325524
jashin-CHAAAAAAAANNN, I got you a rice burrito!!!!!!!!!!!! from taco bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wake uppppppppppp

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12325528
I was sleeping of course

>>12325530
time to eat ur taco bellllllllllllll
*rings cowbell

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12325530
are you planning any investments with all that money and zero chance of no return anytime soon ?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12325535
it's time to invest in winter coats. Coats are much cheaper in the summer, so you are wasting money by not buying several thousand dollars worth of coats

>>12325441 (OP)
prepare now for the ride of your life or you might never recover...uhmmm?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12325540
I hate to disrupt a good conversation but someone with that capacity as to spend thousands of dollars in winter coats in the summer must also have a strong vision of greater and bigger investments , am I right? you have that vision

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Jashin-chan is an EXPENSIVE broad! No WONDER you turned down your taco bell, you wanted fine dining from a restaurant.
I couldn't schedule anything though because it was so late and you're in bed.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12325441 (OP)
YOu intentionally highlighted the image to make it seem like someone clicked on it, so you'd have more people bump your thread while you're afk

>>12325574