Anons call me lame when I try to get close to them

>>12327701 (OP)
Name five times you tried to get close to them.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12327705
i gravitate to a lot of avatarposters i find cute and appealing, and when i try to be close to them like take them to taco bell and be in bed with them, they call me weird/lame or ignore me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12327709
you aren't taking them to taco bell, you're trying to force them to do taco bell roleplay on the internet

>>12327711
dubs, none of them have engaged with him enough to get to the arranging real life taco bell meet up part

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12327714
engage with them as a genuine person and not as the introduction to some fiction you've made up and placed yourself in

>>12327701 (OP)
will you leave us alone

>>12327711 (dubs)
this is the silly fun board, is it not??????
why don't anons want to play around ????? what's wrong with playfully roleplaying???????

>>12327716
i don't like banal conversations that lack flavor or spice. but when i try to get close to anons they pass me up or ignore me for instead posting rote things, maybe having a reply chain with someone else that goes nowhere

>>12327740
Theyre just nervous from your strong advances anon, theyre probably scared of letting you down too!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12327701 (OP)
ur lame lol

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12327766
not laaaaame

>>12327745
but im foun, i don't expect much. i just want to date anons

>>12327709
have you tried taking the bed to taco bell?
orrrr. bring the taco bed to bell?

>>12327701 (OP)
thats lame

>>12328542
There's no bed at play here. It's me and anons. I'd like to be in THEIR bed yes and even make advances to, but there's no bed in the taco bell scenario. I sleep on the floor.

why is everybody REJECTING me and/or BULLYING me

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

i'm too cool and too scary

>>12328556
oh. idk then.

>>12329001
you're lame.

bumping my thread

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12329100
dumb fortune. but good dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12329011
thanks I try.

bumping my thread

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12329494
lame

>>12329499 (disappointing dubs)
I got a new esfores bf today , so you comment doesn't apply. :)
you won't have anyone to cuddle and hang out with, anon.
stay lonely

>>12329502
holy FUCK the joke is that the original post is about being lame so bumping the thread is lame STOP BEING SO RUDE

>>12329502
maybe the reason people call you lame is because you preemptively burn bridges with anyone who tries to talk to you before even giving them a chance

>>12329510
not true. im open and receptive to who wants to engage with me. that is unless they're just trying to get under my skin

>>12329621
you would never actually date me

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12329632
not truuuuuuue. i'd be open to it, especially if you avatared with anime girl. it doesn't take much for me to be motivated to cling. but im taken now

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12329502
it's so cute when permalosers act condescending about the tiniest crumb of attention they get like "it's YOUR turn to be seething now"
savour your win anone

Your fortune: Better not tell you now