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Anonymous No.12330282 [Report]
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Your fortune: Good Luck
anonymous No.12330307 [Report] >>12330309 >>12331006
my nails are longer than that
Catfish No.12330309 [Report] >>12330310
>>12330307
and they look like shit

Your fortune: Average Luck
anonymous No.12330310 [Report] >>12330314
>>12330309
everyone has different tastes and that's okay
Catfish No.12330314 [Report] >>12330316
>>12330310
and none of them match yours lol

Your fortune: Godly Luck
anonymous No.12330316 [Report] >>12330318
>>12330314
lots of people like long nails. i get a lot of compliments on them
Catfish No.12330318 [Report] >>12330326
>>12330316
Nobody looks at plain long nails and compliments them aside faghags who thinks you're amusing to them

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
anonymous No.12330326 [Report] >>12330332
>>12330318
they're painted right now. most of the compliments come from older women who say 'are those natural? i wish mine grew that long'
Catfish No.12330332 [Report] >>12330340
>>12330326
Yeah obviously as no guy is hitting on you outside of a gaybar

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
anonymous No.12330340 [Report] >>12330344 >>12330346
>>12330332
i've been catcalled and hit on multiple times
Anonymous No.12330344 [Report] >>12330980
>>12330340
you dont understand the world operates according to how catfish assumes it does and hes gonna lay it on ya with brutal honesty! wether you asked or not

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Catfish No.12330346 [Report] >>12330350
>>12330340
Did you tell them you're mentally ill so bad you "can't work" and they would be supporting you your entire relationship?


I love how I'm just throwing heaps of torment on you but instead of grow a pair you go "n-nonachtuslly this happened!"

Just like Gado.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
anonymous No.12330350 [Report] >>12330357
>>12330346
i'm just telling the truth. a guy hit on me in jefferson station in philly, then i was catcalled in china town, and finally i had a guy try to get familiar with me around 40th and market while i was getting breakfast. you assert things like 'no guy has ever hit on you' without evidence, i say 'that's actually not the case,' and then you retreat to saying 'you're lying, you're lying, i'm the only one with a monopoly on truth'
Catfish No.12330357 [Report] >>12330365
>>12330350
Oh no no that's not the case. I'm sure guys have hit on you, they're called faggots. I also know your self esteem is so low you would have no choice but to defend yourself and your purported idea of how attractive you are.

^_^ I've been dealing with traps when you were 14 dude lol, you're the neurotic type for sure.

Your fortune: Average Luck
anonymous No.12330365 [Report] >>12330367
>>12330357
no matter what i tell you, you'll just continue believing whatever you want to believe. just don't confuse me for the strawman you've built up in your mind
Catfish No.12330366 [Report] >>12330370 >>12330385
You also have a flair for the dramatic and imo display masochistic tendencies. What point do you have to reply to me if I'm being mean to you...if my "reality" you claim I live in you know not to be true

Haha.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Catfish No.12330367 [Report]
>>12330365
I think you're cute. Especially how easy it is to toy with you.

The defense mechanisms and the *ok well ur rubber I'm glue* is soooo adorable

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
anonymous No.12330370 [Report] >>12330375
>>12330366
idk, i'm bored
Anonymous No.12330373 [Report] >>12330383
you see when catfish replies to others writing lengthy paragraphs hes owning, and when they reply to counter him at all theyre seething because they know hes right and behaving like children

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Catfish No.12330375 [Report] >>12330381
>>12330370
me too but not really it's more like I've stroked my aggression centers with sugar and also I was chasing a mouse around all day before I finally stomped his head in I felt bad but his scratching was keeping me awake at night

Your fortune: Outlook good
anonymous No.12330381 [Report] >>12330389
>>12330375
i love those mices to pieces. have you ever listened to sir nose d'voidoffunk?
Catfish No.12330383 [Report]
>>12330373
https://voca.ro/1nWG7QMOWcFM

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12330385 [Report]
>>12330366
dubs, might be the dumbest thing youve wrote congrats catfish, now fuck off

Your fortune: Average Luck
Catfish No.12330389 [Report] >>12330391
>>12330381
no one has listend to "nose dvpodpunk"
and I listen to voodoom and anklepants

Your fortune: Godly Luck
anonymous No.12330391 [Report] >>12330396
>>12330389
anklepants sounds silly. anyway should should listen to this, it's silly and funky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTZtbzgYOZk
Catfish No.12330396 [Report] >>12330410
>>12330391
Sure thing

I got a song for you too.
https://youtu.be/ZWpvMm27WIM?si=ANQ1IsEFI31UR3mZ

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
anonymous No.12330410 [Report] >>12330421
>>12330396
it's interesting i like the instrumental, the voice is very smooth which isn't something i normally associate with songs like this. aaaaaaaaaaa there's a song that i'm thinking of and i can't put my finger on it. some midwestern emo song that sounds similar to think
Anonymous No.12330419 [Report]
squeeze
Catfish No.12330421 [Report] >>12330424
>>12330410
how do you genuinely feel about that song asides "I like the instrumental"

Kinda frightening it's an in-depth expose into the gay life and you just glossed over it lol

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
anonymous No.12330424 [Report] >>12330426
>>12330421
john wayne gacy is not the average gay man. the lyrics were kind of off-putting but that's to be expected, the man it's about was off-putting too
Catfish No.12330426 [Report] >>12330428 >>12330429 >>12330432
>>12330424
So you completely failed to understand the context of the song. Understood. You've confirmed my anxious suspicion that you literally lack a soul.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
anonymous No.12330428 [Report] >>12330439
>>12330426
you didn't give me the context lole, you just said 'here listen to this song'
Anonymous No.12330429 [Report]
>>12330426
I didn't even know steven seagal could sing
Anonymous No.12330432 [Report]
>>12330426
Rare catfish bully W.
Catfish No.12330439 [Report] >>12330443
>>12330428
You are the definition of my insanity. I try different things but you always offer the same result.
anonymous No.12330443 [Report] >>12330449
>>12330439
i don't know what you expect from me, you told me to listen to a song so i did and i told you my first impressions and then you said that wasn't right so i gave you my second impressions and then you said i don't have a soul
Catfish No.12330449 [Report] >>12330454
>>12330443
Well the last part is canonically true

lmao.im fucking with you God stop taking yourself so seriously

Your fortune: Outlook good
anonymous No.12330454 [Report] >>12330459
>>12330449
oh, okie. i'm not trying to take myself serious, i just can't tell when people are joking
Catfish No.12330459 [Report] >>12330466
>>12330454
Lies because if I called you a guy you would say you're a girl, thus you cannot take yourself seriously :P

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
anonymous No.12330466 [Report] >>12330471 >>12330980
>>12330459
i don't know what you're talking about
Catfish No.12330471 [Report] >>12330475
>>12330466
Forget it talking to you is just plain boring like I gave you multiple chances to be funny or interesting or "new" and you just fumbled them.

Enjoy your partner he's nothing short of an angel if he can stomach your boring ass lol

Your fortune: Outlook good
anonymous No.12330475 [Report]
>>12330471
i'm very different off of 4chin
Awetistic No.12330980 [Report] >>12331840
>>12330344
>>12330466
dubs...
Anonymous No.12331006 [Report]
>>12330307
Long nails are very sex. You whore.
Anonymous No.12331235 [Report]
LOWERCASE YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BOTTOM OH MY GOD

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Anonymous No.12331840 [Report]
>>12330980
Do you need some advice or just something to smile about?
Ask me a question, an advice a name or something funny.