we're living in a sarcastic nightmare

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12330868 (OP)
comfy

>>12330868 (OP)
That's why I stay sober. Aside from my caffeine addiction of course. And my cookie addiction...and my 4chan addiction...yeah...a living nightmare, indeed...

At least I get to enjoy and be grateful for the little things along the way (like coffee and cookies)!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12331585
Shut up 8ball, I bumped another nearly dead thread. Last time I checked, being of service shouldn't be considered "very bad luck". Broken ass RNG mechanism...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12331585
>>12331589
owned by two same fortunes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12331589
Let's go for three in a row. That way I'll know for sure, without a shadow of a doubt, I'm the Anti Fortune Champion. C'mon, RNG. Let's see how powerful you really are. Let's see how much of a sarcastic nightmare this really is.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Well folks, there you have it. Nothing short of a sarcastic nightmare. Shant be rolling for my fortune ITT again. I am the Undisputed Anti Fortune Champion.

>>12331585
>>12331589
>>12331594
>>12331602

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail