The one time I had sex, I was batshit drunk and he was stone cold sober.
It is what it is but my question is:
Do I have a legitimate basis to claim virginity? Can I say it didn't count? Because I'd really like to be a virgin again, I think it's cute.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

how's your hymen?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12331048
I have a cock anon.

>>12331045 (OP)
youve had sex yuo caint claim being a virgin no mo mane

>>12331053
damn.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12331052
then no one has to know

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12331060
good point ;)

you'll still fug like a vigrin anyway

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12331065
true lole

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

you buy into the virginity psyop with your supposed very own sanity

>>12331069
im not sure what that means anon.

>>12331071
do I really have to tell you to figure it out for yourself

>>12331081
anon I am on diazepam pls forgive me

>>12331082
is there anything else you want to induce other than envy?

>>12331093
do you envy my sexual experience or just my drugs?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

face it anon you're used goods, either claim it and be proud of it or reject the premise entirely

>>12331096
It would almost be hotter if he full on raped me, but all he did is watch while I drank vodka from the bottle then awkwardly had sex with me. He wasn't forceful, didn't pin me down and the only person who got threatened with a knife that night is him.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12331096
implying I have a choice now?
well more power to you then

>>12331111
lucky boy, sounds like you put on quite a show for him.

>>12331045 (OP)
who was the penetrating partner

>>12331120
The whole ordeal was honestly quite embarrassing, except the knife thing, that was just funny. It was actually intended as sarcasm but I'm bad at tone.
>>12331127
him. He was one of those insecure "straight" guys who was scared to suck dick. Shame-filled christian dude. He wouldn't have let me dom him, it'd be too "gay".

>>12331132

>>12331132
some people pay for the menhera jiracken experience you know, and many don’t even get the opportunity for it to be accessible.

Is every post on this board a humble brag or something?

>>12331134
perhaps.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12331136
why do you think that being encouraged to down a bottle of absolut and fucked by a 4/10 is something I would humble brag about?
Sex is not really that exciting I assure you.
Cherish your virginity, you don't realize how attractive it is to people. Many take pride in being virgin killers. Your lack of experience is something cute and endearing to the hottest kinds of people.

>>12331150
yeah talk about bad at tone, never mind being peer pressured like that either >__>
pipe down, haughty little boy.
you’re the one that’s implying my cock has never been in another humans orifice.
>but its not about the destination, it’s the journey!
go yearn and be deprived til ??? then tell me how u rly feel
LOL

>>12331173
you’re the one experiencing envy dude. op is just sharing his experience.

>>12331177
I can’t believe people can just go on the internet and type lies

and even if I did, what if I said I’m over it by now?

you butt in for nothing.

>>12331093
why even introduce the concept of envy into this thread unless you believed it already existed here? the fact that envy was even an word that your mind came up with is a sign that envy is an emotion often on your mind

>>12331194
oh so if I’m not feigning jealousy, I’m supporting the notion of
>get ass fucked while inebriated

look at you, stone cold
You suuuure told me, pal

>>12331197
what? stick to the topic.

in simple terms, you saying the word “envy” means at the very least you imagined someone being envious about this thread

>>12331199
>look let’s prod the jealous seething incel lolecowe
so what’s the difference between black culture and s4s culture again?

>>12331204
i’m not trying to prod you, im telling you that envy is something that comes from YOU, not from me or op

i’m only using the word envy because you said it first, this wouldn’t even be a discussion unless you gave me the idea in the first place

I must be speaking with an esoteric stoic scholar!
>>12331201
what else is there to feel when someone proudly exclaims theyre on drugs and had sex?
>>12331207
>>12331204
the audacity of YOU telling ME I gave you an idea when you introduced this whole topic in the first place

>>12331213
>what else is there to feel when someone proudly exclaims theyre on drugs and had sex?
i’m saying this with absolutely zero intention of being esoteric: there are other possible reactions to have. saying envy is the only possible one is you “introducing” the idea of envy into the conversation. that’s all i’m going to say.
good luck if you still don’t get it

>>12331215
must be nice chilling on a horse that high, invulnerable one

>>12331213
it's perscription drugs I got for panic attacks, not mdma. Do you think there is one big party happening in my neet den? It's just mental illness and plushies in here friend.
Also if you wanna sketchily fucked by a gross male then grindr has you covered. Personally I don't care to have sex again, unless it was with a close friend.

>>12331232
so it’s pharmaceutical grade and pure? not some sketchy pills from another country where sections aren’t even dosed proportionate?
Oh like I’ve never written a whole exposé and posted embarrassing pictures on that website either.
Wishing u well on ur recovery regardless xoxo

>>12331204
lmao

>>12331248
<3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12331045 (OP)
no, you're a slut, sad.

>>12331055
>>12331177
>>12331199
>>12331300
dubs
>>12331111
quads!