i have that stingy feeling after peeing rn fuck
>>12337542 (OP)Drink more water and you will be fine
>>12337542 (OP)if your penis stings after peeing it means you have testicular cancer
>>12337557the only cure is to chop them off
>>12337551i'm sure it's a trick of the eye, but my cock sure doesn't feel as short as it usually is
>>12337681imagine being so much of a loser degenerate that you think water is soy
>nnoooo, i cant drink water, i have to drink bepsi and energy drinks until my heart stops
>>12337684there is like literally estrogen in the water
>>12337692there's also estrogen in bepsi and energy drinks because they're 99% water lole
>>12337692don't be sorry if you die from a kidney failure
>>12337695the soy is in the bottled water
>>12337684its a joke, jeez. lighten up a bit, will ya?
>>12337692>>12337699also soy doesn't have estrogen in it, i feel like that needs to be clarified. it has phytoestrogens which are chemically similar to estrogen but they don't cause feminizing effects or anything
>>12337702the estrogen is in the bottled water
>>12337712is there any evidence of that? i know there are microplastics that can disrupt the endocrine system slightly, but that's different from estrogen
>>12337701what i said was a counter-joke
>>12337695>>12337698>>12337702I was joking I inject estrogen into myself every week please dont kill me
>>12337721fuck you 3x's a day and a quarter pound of cat food, my bad
>>12337750i don't even drink water lol
i drink tequila
>>12337695fishe peepeepoopoo in the water!
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the fish are consuming your pepee poopoo and recycled water which is full of toxic metal and pharmacutical drugs honestly if parasitic worms and toxoplasmosis wasnt making fish addictive or enough of a health risk for you anyway its like eating flies or beetles you wouldnt eat those
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