HAY GUYS IM DRUNK AMA

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>>12338040 (OP)
why do you post so many le porn pics

youre a faggot.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12338040 (OP)
i get the joke

>>12338043
it gives me a boner to be called that..

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12338048
youre a heterosexual

>>12338053
Those poor girls

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>>12338040 (OP)
Catfish looks like THAT??!!1!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12338072
No, that's F1NNster.

i just ran out of flube what should I do when the psychosis sets in

Kick an Apple worker's ass.

>>12338075
OINMATE CMERE FINN-A GIVE YA A GUD GUBBIN!! ILL MAKE YE GOOM

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12338084
YOU WILL BE TOSSED IN JAIL FOR YOUR BULLSHIT

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Hmmgirls

>>12338093
help me pls mail me 420mg of flube

>>12338088
oh fuck im turned off

>>12338098
Sorry champ (that's short for champion) but I got like 3g left and I'm having those weird blackout head zizzle body sweating episodes so I need it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12338104
that's like $400 worth of flube in my state you're a madman

>>12338104
3.5 is $50
or are you using protoss money

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12338154
oh you're vaping ditch weed 40% flube flower is $60+ after tax i'm talking about 3000mg of flube oil

>>12338154
east coast prices are sooooo ass

>>12338164
nah it's just CT and NY, Maine and Mass prices aren't that crazy because we have higher quality products than you west coast niggaz

Catfish:
How can I improve my spaghetti with butter

>>12338160
I don't even like ultra-presidential strains I wanna to back to good homegrown with terpenes lol I only like sour and gorilla glue #4 rly
I know only teens care about hurr strains but do u have a favorite

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12338171
the spaghetti don't matter it's only the sauce and in essence you don't want to create and IMMULSION of oils that makes it watery and the sauce won't stick idk I've been making sauce for 17 yrs and still ain't got it right

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12338172
the indica with limoline and b-carphalhoiaohocovilamc i don't know how to spell this weed science shit

i don't like sativa at all

>>12338177
i don't like to make sauce i'm happy with my prego, my mom has suggested i use olive oil but it costs a shit ton and goes bad fast

>>12338178
I can tell you wouldn't your mind is already ablaze sober
I'll smoke sativa rarely cuz I like a bit of hyperaware anxiety but I'm a Indy500;fan for sure

Your fortune: Bad Luck

one of my spaghetti containers cracked and i don't have enough all i can think to do is put it in a bowl with cling wrap got any better ideas

>>12338224
Smash it and put it in a baggie idk dude ur older than me and far more amusing the fuck

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12338238
you said to ask you anything so i did

would you like to hear about the new spells and changes to spells in my board game

>>12338264
I would but I'm high as fuck I've been playing a lot of wc3 custom maps my first td when I was like 10 on battle net StarCraft ooooo

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12338273
it was rudimentary though, just spam missle turrets

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12338273
i don't know about you but i'm like towlie i get high and come up with ideas are you sure

anyway the mana costs aren't finalized yet because there's been no games yet

ice wall (reworked): 9 spades - summon all your dead pawns, they now draw a card with +0 damage on defense

sacrifice (nerfed): you now need to sacrifice 2 pawns for 1 mana. you can't sacrifice queens anymore

<<< dual suit spells (consumes whole turn) >>>

meditation: 7 spade/diamond - draw 3 cards

shield: 9 heart/diamond when taking damage, block an additional 1 damage

earthquake: 15 spade/heart mana: banish all pieces in target square and kill all pieces in an X diagonal to this square. deal 1 damage to both wizards

so now there are spells for 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, and 15 mana, as well as mystic missile, sacrifice and brilliance

>>12338277
tower defense is for fags i liked magic the gathering and starship troopers UMS

>>12338300
>tower defense is for fags
lmao
based

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12338088
>>12338177
>>12338277
>>12338300
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger