>SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF
>The easiest meme.
>Can only get singles.

me

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>>12338333

Every custom sans fight is just a nod to DBZ lol

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12338349
I like the papyrus one

>>12338370
ur bringing up spaghetti again

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12338374
i have $17 left for food for the next 9 days so i'm going to be eating a lot of spaghetti i bought when it was on sale for $1 a box and $1 a jar of sauce

>>12338384
Eh you dont gotta write ur receipt out to me I spend bout
...oof

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>>12338390
i'm not gonna starve or anything

i have 3 containers of hamburger helper, a cheeseburger, and i'm going to pig out at my apartment complex's cookout on friday

i'm going to spend the $17 on chicken that i already got the marinade for last time i was at the store and then bring bottle back for a 4 pack of burgers to use up my bread, that should last me until next saturday where i'm gonna get a full pizza

>>12338396
I don't like the fat arc cuz u look cute in that big ass coat. Nevermind Katie true biological girls would talk to u!

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>>12338398
they talk to me all the time but they just want my semen it's annoying

also i might go back on weight loss drugs because i'm up to 190 whereas i was like 175 when i took this photo

seriously i look like ron jeremy with short hair and a beard these days but hey at least i shower when i leave the house

like one girl wanted to make an onlyfans sex tape and i said no and then the other girl i immediately lost interest in when i found out that not only was she a homeless chick but she was a homeless chick who dyed her hair and lost her kids? like where the fuck are your priorities if you're going full pink anime girl if you don't have a place to live

>>12338333
nice trip
>>12338400
dub