found a $20 bill blowing in the wind gonna go buy pizza with it

fuck, that's awesome

>>12339840 (OP)
thatll get you one $1 slice these days

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Hell yeah brother

During the nomad arc I walked by a park where homeless dudes slept and I went over to this guys bench and found $30 in tens and 5 packs of cigarettes. Glad to know that's where tax payer money is going

Creepy part was I came back later and there was like a ems blanket there. It was cold and raining and he had like 7 bottles of svedka. I'm pretty sure I looted a corpse. Never saw him after..

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12339863
>I'm pretty sure I looted a corpse.
Dark

>>12339868
He wasn't there which leads me to believe he died because like I said there were cig packs strewn about like he left in a hurry

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12339863
did you rape the homeless man while you were at it or was robbing him blind enough for you rudefishe?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12339869
No judgments, just sayin

>>12339870
Very cute lowercase ^^

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12339869
wouldnt he need to be alive to leave in a hurry
>>12339876
uppercase thoughbiet

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>>12339863
>>12339869
kek

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

back with pizza omfg

>>12339929
spikemans economy

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12339848
>>12339929
>>12339939
Tragic

>>12339912
bro looted cursed treasure actual lmfao

>>12339939
i have another slice and another $9 (tipped $1 and change)

>>12339929
Even in my third world shithole I can buy two full pizzas (plus tip) for less than 20 dollars that look a thousand times better
What the fuck

>>12339980
this slice is all cheese or smth tho, it’s meant to look like that

>>12339980
I gotta go spend $80 on a sandwich brb
It's hard living in America

>>12339968
yeah figured itd be something like that but who le knows these days

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12339840 (OP)
Thats so clean tbh

>>12339840 (OP)
Most money I've ever found was $140, some random wallet was laying on the ground and after just slipping it quickly into my back pocket, I checked it and kept the cash. Of course I returned the wallet later...and by "return" I mean left it right in front of the front door of the apartment complex...everything else within it completely undisturbed...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

yeah it's pretty comfy put my game away and finally got zoom on my phone holy shit this game is way harder with no auto aim and fast monsters

>>12339869
Post your cock

>>12340011
you didn’t check if there was an id?
very considerate of you
my skante warrior buddy found like 10gs of coke at a rave once and I’m honestly mad af I didn’t take more than 2g lol

>>12339840 (OP)
whats the deal with pens that have a weird liquid on top of the ink

>>12339984
no it's buffalo chicken

hot sauce instead ot tomato sauce and blue cheese underneath it's pretty legit, chicken is minced under the cheese

because i always tip good they hook up with extra toppings when i order full pizzas

>>12339840 (OP)
That's my $20 I dropped, please return it to me.