Gooning in front of my air conditioner
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My dick is doing that thing where it stays hard for like 20 minutes and I'm not horny
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>>12340893I think it's a genuine health problem idk I'm stupid I'm gonna have a beer
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>>12340901show us your cock you dumb retatd
>>12340901i keep telling you it is, that's why i needed to have penis surgery, take 60-120mg of sudafed and if it doesn't go away after jerking off 5 hours later go to the hospital
>>12340924ok it went away cuz u scared me
Are u sure? Cuz I'll look it up. I just think I done so many kegals over the years my dick just kinda does that
fuck it who cares about my dick shut up
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>>12340858 (OP)thought she was shitting
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God I love my a/c.
Like you fatfish I am also obese and have a proclivity towards alcohol and uppers (specifically blow). And, as I'm sure you know, all three of those together gets you hot as fuck.
Then once the gooning starts, as one is wont to do off alcohol and uppers, it's pretty much over; you're throwing off enough heat to warm a siberian village. It's impossible to function in summer's heat like that.
>>12342033dubs confirm nice cock
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