>women in college be like

i do that

>>12341195 (OP)
they develop a sudden, insatiable craving for corndogs?

Women eat a lot?

>>12341195 (OP)
That made me hungry, the last time I ate one of those I was 8 years old

to be fair most college aged kids do dumb food challenges like that when they're drunk. not just grillers

>>12341195 (OP)
that's 2x her daily basal metabolism

>>12341224
3 corndogs is only like 1000 calories. Her BMR is probablylike 1400. so shut your ignorant ass up

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>>12341209
molokoooo, we can share a chili dogggg

>>12341226
If y want

>>12341225
she looks about 4'2" so she needs to eat <800 kcal to maintain body weight

if she walks for 30 minutes per day that's still only 900 kcal

>>12341231
You're a bad dietician.
t. homeless junkie

>>12341195 (OP)
Sad but true
...actually it's kind of hilarious when I think about it. Not gonna think about it too long though otherwise I get sad again. I don't do well with vicious cycles.

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>>12341211
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>12341520
I too experience sad emotions when I think about how many corndogs women eat in college

If you ask women their selling points they'll say they have no gag reflex lol. Oh that's nice sweetie ur not interesting or smart but you can throat my cock


Women scare me. They're convinced their looks are the be all end all but the most attractive thing to me is intelligence. But they don't need that I suppose..

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>>12341520
All those college girls sucking all those corndogs and none of them are yours.

>>12342185
Getting deep throated doesn't actually feel great, like anal feels amazing it would be better than sex if not for the shit dick. Getting deep throated otoh doesn't feel like much it's less than a normal blow job or even a handy.

>>12342265
>Asking for a friend, of course
I was on 4chan 2005-2010.

>>12342185
personally i need women to be within 5iq points range of me, preferably lower

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>>12342832
You have a point.

>>12342811
nice dubs but who are you quoting?

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