Any trannies here wanna cuck me?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

just go on grindr it doesn't do the same stupid shit with the rigged matchmaking to turn you into an incel, you'll find someone to suck your cock in less than a day

>>12348064
lol you sound like an expert on that

theoretically im too mentally lel and little dicked that i shouldnt be able to cuck anyone but i basically have before, women are surprisingly easy but thats pretty much why i dont care to pursue them anymore

Your fortune: Outlook good

https://youtube.com/shorts/Kz59J7F7_I0?si=2rREIiWM1lHXXNth

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12348064
You let partyman die.

>>12348168
stay safe out there goonfishe

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12348257
>goonfishe

irritating? yes.
out there? yes
way out there? yes
too intelligent for his own good? yes

but it's impossible to hate him tho.

that intellect brings you back for MOAR.


*sip*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

this might be the worst thread ive ever seen

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12348278
https://vocaroo.com/13nxAO7KY6Va
>too intelligent for his own good
quoting your post tea fren

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12348278
I have never seem him write or vocaroo a single intelligent thought, but then, the person calling him intelligent is the resident schizo. So there's that.

>>12348309
they said jesus had a devil.

so there's that b b b baka!

*sip*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12348309
Aww someone has a crush on catfish

>>12348301
Pure kino

>>12348324
everyone crushes on catfish.
*sip*

have you seen those balls?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12348332

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12348364
i'll take things that didn't happen for $200 alex.
*sip*

my bitch is pure bottom.

rock solid.

you didn't faze me bitch.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12348379
The only who'd love you is your mother

>>12348364
i mean pure bottom bitch.
*sip*

realest bitch on the block.
*sip*

if she wants a 3 way or extracurricular activities...

she would tell me first.
*sip*

i ain't worry about nothing.

strawberry sarcophagus?

nigga please.

i'd suck chocolate stick if she asked me.
*sip*

naked ain't no thang.

she is simply a force of nature.
*sip*

you guys remember nature dontcha?

i ain't got a problem with it.
*sip*

she kinda solved all my problems.
*sip*

so um...

what would you do for a Klondike Bar®

"What's on my mind"
–Kansas

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12348385
my mother is dead no thanks to you.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12348406
Cool it with the schizo spam teacuck

>>12348409
he's mad bc his girl at work getting tickled all day every day

>>12348409
it only seems schizo.
*sip*

when i said realest shit on the block...

i meant it.

she helped me.

you hate that.

so in all fairness?

go fuck yourself.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12348406
youd suck chocolate stick you say?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

IM DRUNK!
https://youtu.be/zEPIr7SC4Jw?feature=shared

>>12348423
Artist rendering of teacuck's gf

>>12348420
nobody here want to read all your schizoposting garbage faggot

>>12348430
i adore tea fren but he could afford to cool it sometimes the board cant handle him at his fullest constantly

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12348423
if she asked me i would.
i'd eat chocolate poop if she asked me to.
"muddbutt*

>>12348427
i've had a few.

but i'm still real. alcohol doesn't negate anything
i've said. i will still feel the same way tomorrow.

>>12348436
i don't think i've ever been adored.
*sip*

that is such a sweet thing to say.

i'll cool it a bit.

now can we please get back to catfish?

how many four lokos did he drink today?

are those balls even real?

will he even try to post the glazed knuckles?

*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Should I have sushi or chicken for lunch

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12348455
those dubs say whatever you want babe.
*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12348451
>i've had a few.
>but i'm still real. alcohol doesn't negate anything
>i've said. i will still feel the same way tomorrow.
lucky you...... for me it works like dr jeckill and mr hide

>>12348455
Dubs! lot of fried chicken......
sushi is too light for you in your state

>>12348462
lol.

*sip*

the game was fucked before we were born.

*sip*

so i feel you.

0__0

stay up.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12348608
*knocks your dumb little teacup over*

>>12348608
im lonely can you put your hand up my skirt and play with the back commissure of my labia majora with your thumb just a little bit please

>>12348610
*Raise my posterior suggestively and wiggle it from side to side*

>>12348616

>>12348616
don't blame radios.
*sip*

that shit is weak.

*sip*

radios never had a choice.

**sip**

would you rather be a hammer or a nail?

did you get a boner?

oh boy oh boy!

oh exploitable.

"Keep it coming love
Don't stop it now"
–KC and the Sunshine Band

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

holy sheeeeeeeeeeeit!!!!

it's almost like he spit you in the eye.

(loli anal)

fuck off.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

don't worry about any of this bullshit.
*sip*

the future's so bright....
i gotta wear shades ..........

indigo mirrors...

>>12348641
Anal sex!

>>12348656
how cool is that!

*sip*

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12348659
we should kiss and frot first.
*sip*

i read the FAQ.

so you can't rape me.

informed consent.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12348629
What do you do all day except shitposting on 4chan and mooching off the government's tit?

>>12348062 (OP)
I don't know How to cook

>>12348684
he has no government. and neither do you.
you have damage control.

>>12348851
fuck that tea bastard right in his ass!
pop that ass!
jewish psychiatry is best psychiatry.
fuck that little goy bastard and his
mommy and daddy.
wipe your ass with scalp.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12348862
*sip*

dudewat

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12348866
hes just gay and want some bussy

>>12348866
dubswat

>>12348869
eggzacklee

>>12348868
you need a new face dead man

>>12348874
alive and well plus what did even i even do?

>>12348629
you replied to the wrong post about radios
radios which never had a choice seems ironic
they wrre trying to be my friend actually i didnt like them doing that with radios i hate them anyway what the fuck theyre freaks

>>12348883
you are so cute.

that's why nobody believes anything germany says.

>>12348322
dub

>>12348883
nato dick in kraut ass forever

>>12348893
i think im pretty ugg tbh

>>12348898
he's too stupid to understand

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>12348893
>>12348883
you should kiss theres so mamy cute boys on [s4s]
my panties are filled with gruel and fluids and even some solid came out of my vagina when i said yoi should kiss

>>12348904
>>12348893
should we do it i kissed a guy before but i was pretty drunk haha

>>12348893
legit.

let's pound that ass.

kraut ass.

pan face loser dumb fuck ass.

wait for him to post another jpg.

>>12348905
im blushing im screaming

>>12348908
you're bleeding you're dying

>>12348907
pan face is my favorite insult lol
sup with the bickering in this thread? I know coming from me that's rich but chill

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

murse is dying

>>12348913
is already dead because stupid

>>12348913
arent we all

>>12348919
jesus fucking christ kill your fucking self

>>12348922
dubs confirm

>>12348922
hö? warum?

>>12348922
there's a reason why germany stays permafucked

>>12348926
https://youtu.be/DPhb4XwpChU

>>12348928
thank you for proving my point cunt cake

>>12348928
Post a vocaroo of yourself singing luftballon

>>12348937
np

>>12348945
if you say the magic word i may

>>12348949
Please

>>12348950
can i practise i dont know the lyrics lole

>>12348917
wait. WAIT!

wish is greedy.

have you not heard?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12348062 (OP)
no

>>12348967
NATO needs a bigger dick to pound that pan faced kraut ass i mean futa sized.

>>12348972
Post some selfies, I need something to fap to.

>>12348909
i wish i could see that with the radios but the muslims wont let me they keep sucking their thumbs and doing weird shit so they can use the radios to watvh each others children masturbate
im getting a heammhorghagge and i want to kill people

>>12348961
lyrics:

i am fucked
because i can
i won't stop posting
i'm you're man

i'm dead in the tubes
in the pan
fuck my ass
make it bleed

i'm you're man
i'm you're need
i am the reason
i am the need

look at me
look at me
look at me
look at me!

>>12348990
https://voca.ro/14zuk7ZVbQVg

>>12348990
i'll twist knobs on this.

bang your ears like the hammer of god.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12348904
asshole and vagina are different things nurse

Your fortune: Outlook good

if you want to know
muslim religion is a way to help retards get married its also full of retards and its also full of the male version of those girls nobody likes
its also full of those shit freak retarded boys who suction to anything with a consciousness
its also full of those retards who wear like harley davidson jackets (bit theyre nice so whats wrong with them)
and they have some if the highest rates of undeveloped fingernails and finger sucking
did you know there are a lot of white muslims because i didnt and its fucked up theyre even more retarded than the non muslim same white people
and theyre all remote controlled by the magic space computer and curse and try to assimilate everybody
oh my god i hate muslims

>>12349001
glad i asked

>>12348996
i know
do you want to see

>>12349005
post it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12348996
Not if cloaca!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12348992
Thanksss :))

>>12349013
the performance is pretty bad lole

>>12349009

>>12349019
well reverse search checks out

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12348993
BRING IT TEA FREN!

>>12349019
at least clean your vagina before showing it to people

>>12349039
don't you worry.
*sip*

i am on it like white on rice.
*sip*

why is wish so greedy?

wtf is his problem?

>>12349053
he's a tranny.

a lost in the game tranny.

he posted butthole a million times.

but that ballsack wouldn't stick.

you could listen to the webm.

but that juice enhanced voice ain't gonna cut it.

when they get juice enhanced....

your average male is gonna cringe.


i am not your average male.


i have my reasons.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12348062 (OP)
If you won't date your mom, you won't date anyone!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12349200
unchecked doubles on the last page!

lol