wtf why did i shave my head my skull shape is disgusting
i look like i have cancer now

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12348604 (OP)
lmao a bucket crab told you to shave your head and go bald so you'll end up disfigured and be rejected from the gene pool

Let me rub your baldness

>>12348604 (OP)
ive been thinking of doing this again

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

If you don't reinvent your facial hair every few weeks out of some morbid attempt to "change" or begin again you're not a man

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12348604 (OP)
its about looking like a freak anyway if youre balding you might as well work out the secret reason it falls out and do the back
its not like the older generation didnt make the balding symmetrical

>>12348604 (OP)
after headphone dents started i dont know why headphones on back of head and these things didnt get popular
or at least the old fashioned walkmam headphones they were good

>>12349167
earphones with sport handles are better than without anyway

>>12349157
endless cope spiral

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>>12348604 (OP)
Now u look like an egg

>>12349182
maybe he looks like nosferatu or a cool villain

>>12349187
Megamind BRO

>>12349391
"referencing the no bitches meme"
it's so cute when you mutate into an American

>>12348604 (OP)
I shaved my head ages ago and someone at work literally asked if I had cancer. So now I have to keep the receding moonmoon look