ah'hah'and if u got a problem with this mank?
just.......... BUGGER off, then, honestly...(!)
dont need to hear ur crap.
ah'hah'halright stay safe dude.

yoooooooooo *starts beatboxing*

https://youtu.be/eYPfcq6fUR4

smash that like button

my mango

anyone else stayin safe

is to blow up

a wack ass gangsta is still a gangsta bro

b careful who u callin a clown...

https://youtu.be/OwdT1Z0CUC4

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

takin a quink peak at the newest dubplate selection from DJ Mikey Harris

>>12349725
so do you think I’m okay????

>>12349740
stay safe

>>12349533
>>12349722
dubs

If I was god I reckon I could do a better job jus sayin

I think the whole anogenital cluster could be rearranged for starters, and I don't think there's any need for wasps

Also what the fuck is the point of space really, get rid of it

I wonder if there's such a thing as positive schizophrenia, like visions and hearing shit but its inspirational and creative rather than teh usual negative perception

>>12350341
bump for interest

>>12350344 (dubsu)

>>12350344
Watching some youtube thing about child prodigies, one of them is a girl who reckons she has visions from god and is inspired to paint, thing is she is absolutely fucking amazing at it. Either she really is recieving messages from god, or its a beneficial form of schizophrenia, thats what got me thinking.

AND THEN ACK LIKE I DON'T KNOW NOBODAYYY

>>12349263 (OP)
you sound like a little bitch, grow some nuts up

ALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHU ACK ACK BAR

wiii---iindsaaaouughree ... got any more eddy pix :)))) pls?? :)) *sweadtrippe*

eddy eddey Eddey eddy Eddy
i want my Eddy !

ugh hes so hott monkey mane
winsor hes so fugging hot right??????
eddy.....................................................................

monkey mane so hoit

winsor...............
u ...........

u just find the sexiest black boys on the planet man :)
what the actual fuck man haha :)
propz dogg . . . .

maybe some ??? >:] sexy eddy scrambled egg dongers itt?? :))

eddîe piss in my mouth :]

wantschem movy w/ eddy before i fuck his throat ! !~~~~~~

>>12350281
protip: you didn't

found the discord exhibitionist bukkake thread

>>12350494
gotta find some way to pass the time

boolean bukkake boulangerie

bukkake bacon

clamfest!

>>12350494
if they actually did bukkakes id like them more

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

don't miss Buc-ees Kentucky Clamfest this summer!

Buc-a-kees

>>12349263 (OP)
wow, thanks man

eddy eddey Eddey eddy Eddy
i want my Eddy !

The Bucakeneers

super bukkake brothers

winsor im stealing ur discord BF!!!!!!
'least this one's a loopy hellride
mine just...
postes crosser azz . . .
ever since i unignored him i just get...
crozzer donger ........
and azz . .
like always....
its like . . .
enough, bro . . .
ugh . . .
discord bf cant even "HANG" when he shows up
'sjus like . . .
'com bac to basement play-room so i can show piccys of crossers'
'& ignore most of wot u say'
'& jus be generally nonplayer in nature'
'& jus be a mind numbing tax on ur free time'
'& express a romantic attachment based solely on how u are paying attention to when i post the crossers'
. ,. ,., , , ,. ,, . , ,
UR MICROMACHIIIAIIAOAOOAOOAUYNES MROAUROAUGHE

anyways
discord bf
you have a picture of me and my cat, mate.
gonna need you to delete that, mate.

why did you post that pic of me and my cat, , discord bf......

okay so how do we conclude this

>>12352009
bukkake

time to nut up or shut up

this guy lost his lips due to disease and this what they gave him as cosmetic surgery

lost my lips can I have yours

>>12352382

i'm going to hell

In 1,000 years people will talk about 2025 as the year that Fast Food went to the next level and here are six new releases you might want to grab!

winso allow me to be completely honest for a second. you GOT to fucking upload the SEXy eddy pics bro. like it's not an option. it's a must.
so ye. . . if you could just GET TO IT. real quick please.

eddy eddey Eddey eddy Eddy
i want my Eddy !

so spuples really sodomized an eight year old niglet and then blogged about it on 4 channe))?

>>12352541
REAAAAAAL its TRUEEEEE I CARE ABOUT THE SMART SEXY ASS NIGLET IVE SUCKED HIM DOWN EVERY DAMN TIME HE'S BEEN IN THIS THREAD I LOVE THE NIGLET gosh arrouughe lavyaoooughe

>>12352541
It's amazing, the amount of people that talk shit here when in reality they've never watched his videos, the only reason I know he exists is because of his constant mentioning on these forums, he's a good guy and helps everyone, you're all trash

link vidoes now I need help

no one eelp

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

michael jackoson and babaymank hooked up

michael jackoson fucked babaymank to death!

>>12353090
omg i love her so much lol she is so kawaii

>>12353253
she sucks

>>12353256
my benis

>>12353257
time to die

>>12353256
i got the message.

>>12353269
grandmaster flash?

[smoke detector chirps]

Changing the battery

Please dispose of used batteries responsibly

>>12353818
why you keep posting this you shitfuck

soda!

shitfuckass bitch

"some batteries cannot be charged" - King Louis XVI

>>12353818
Best mank mene

soda
soda 2

you will like my sense of style

you have no style you have no grace

this kong has a funny face!

>>12355968
Oh no, the babalula manko has passed away!

EYYYYY RIP BABALULA MANKO!!!!

>>12355968
eyyyy rip baby mank!!!
EEYYYY
BEYYYYY!!!!BAA
RIP BABALULA MANKO!!!

BEYYYYY
EEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP BELBUA MINUKE!!!
EYYYYYY
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BABLUA MANK!!

RIP BABY MANK!!!!!!!

BABAY MANK

BABAY MAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're making computer chips out of slime mold

>>12356145
I didn't 'get a problem' with anyone.

AI slime girlfriends will become real

Eyyy rip baby mank!

EEYYYYYBRIP BALEHBOOBA MANKO!!!

https://youtu.be/eyRDx6uLg5k?si=grxCKYHQLXMAGhBF

Mank the Wank

>>12356586
Congratulations! The People and Culture team has selected ``Mank the Wank'' as this week's featured post. Please add a short explanation of what motivates you to post ``Mank the Wank'' and we'll share it with the whole monkey community!

I did it for balbYa maink

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of
We'll live forever
Knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love

Today I'd like you all to meet Mark the Wank poster. What inspires her to make that iconic post? Well, she did it all for balbYa maink, that innocent and adorable creature with the tic tac teef. I'm sure we all feel touched by that precious moment. Stay tuned for next week's featured poster!

salty snacks

apparently booty slaps was at the con this year and he told fishman to make suremango got the snacks

you can make your own tasty chips by baking thin slices of potato or sweet potato or even mango

I saw this video once like a short form like it wasn't tiktok but you know like a short form video of someone making french fries and normally you think of making french fries as you just open the bag and put them in the oil or the oven I guess if you're at home but this was someone with like a little gun I guess a tube with a trigger and you squeezed it and it squeezed out like like an extruder and it was a paste that made a little noodle shape that turned into the fry and it made me realize that these french fries are not actually strips of potatoes it's not like you cut up the potato and fry it because that's what I thought french fry was but no it's like you make it paste sort of I guess like mashed potatoes sort of like that but even thinner and runnier and you squeeze it out through this nozzle into that noodle form and it just looked disgusting but apparently that's how they make french fries

should call em potato noodles

soda

https://youtu.be/JGwWNGJdvx8?si=hNOzTZy7eGOdp-ef

>>12357800
Monki

called them thongs until I was a teenager

dong thongs

@Miguel Gremo - I cherish the brief moments you rise above the damage caused by the corporate word salads or silence of your peers.

Can we have one of those moments now?

bespoke stoma bag customization

haptic feedback bidet

The toilets in Thailand were just this hole in a bench. On the floor there was a bucket of water with a ladle in it. The idea was you were supposed to scoop out some water and wipe yourself with your fingers then put the ladle back in the bucket for the next person to use

*stealthily inserts bowl into bag*

kanye on conan talking about how he has to pee

>>12359835
a lot of the people who do get in trouble with the law were put there.

>>12360306
name someone

windsor & eddie 3-way
:3

éddy peeper :]
luv me sum éddy peeper :]]]]]
slurping on sum éddy dongerrrrrrp :]]]]]]]]]

o... o man...
winsor dropped new eddy nudes....
fuuug more like thiS please!!! HOT!!!!!

why did fox girl suicide!
ery suspicious

>>12360351
Fahnjis McMoourty'n

mankcord been havin some troubles

Souples constantly flooding the NSFW channel with Eddy nudes that he has posted 12 times already

we need more paper towels in the kitchen

The story starts in Crosscord, the crossword Discord server. ... Something about this concept--two sets of synonyms (PUB and BAR, QUIZ and EXAM), which when paired together, form phrases that themselves are not synonyms (PUB QUIZ and BAR EXAM)--captured the minds of Crosscord. Suddenly, the floodgates were open...

Flood of urine all over the place

I once pissed myself in bed when super-drunk, and it soaked through the ceiling of the room below leaving a brown stain

the human stain

Stall 1 has urine all over the seat
Stall 2 is has a clean seat but there's blood on the toilet paper rolling box

>>12361693
urinate all over both seats

birthday urinal cake

drone deiivered emergency toilet paper

ass-wiping drone for disabled person independence

piss drone

prone bone

strait from the tip of my bone

Omnidirectional boner pissing

gopro pisscam

There used to be public toilets in every US city. Many were free to use, and some nicer toilets charged a small fee. Civil rights activists got mad about how poor people didn't get to shit in the nice toilets, so they led a campaign to successfully ban pay toilets. Suddenly the only public toilets available were free toilets, and no money was coming in to pay for the system anymore. So today there are no more free toilets.

Where do americans go to the toilet?

today I overheard this small gay man tell his big male companion that when they get there he'll let him go first because he only needed to pee

A friend of mine once took a shit in someones's back yard, and left toilet paper there which he had on him for some reason, probaly in case he needed a shit I guess. So the owners would have known it was a human shit.

>>12362681
gotta love an implied narrative

piss monkey

pony canyon

you need mental help bruh

he needs dental help - with a dongwr!

fucking based gem genius
based new brilliant gem genius
free dental care for you bitch

pipe your straightass mouth, genius ableminded straightguy funbag
punch the fuckin wind in fronna your genius ass
friendly stable straightguy
live genius
time to live genius

God breathed life into his creation

babaymnak was born

baBAY mank

Bank with us

A likkle monkey did born inna di worl, a creature a God, sen fi save wi fram wi sin dem. Di savior a humanity did born!

hermaphroditic clams can fertilize their own eggs

clam egg omelet

gremo's clam vault

taste the natural flavor

#Breaking #News

We at [s4s] are proud to announce that Soda the Monkey is officially a transgender!

#PrideMonth

>>12356877
>>12357055
>>12357800
>>12359699
>>12361800
>>12364211
>>12364544
dubs

monkey

monkey thread is a transmasc safe space

Soda!

ch'eh, just toss up budgie's likes on soundcloud & let it ride...
no need to thank me when ur airborne...

"ch'bouche!"

anyways Winsor...
the eddy nudes
gonna need you to post that, mate...

you can't handle the nudes

>>12366151
nraaoughhh FACK YAAAAOUGHHHHH

once did a video call with this guy who wanted to watch porn together but Whatsapp wouldn't allow playing the videos while screen sharing so he told me to hold my phone up to my PC monitor which doesn't have any speakers and search for cuck porn on xhamster while making me skip around to different videos a lot but he was upset about how short the scenes were so he tried to make me find full length videos by just searching the actors names on google but I didn't want to load those sketchy sites so at that point I had to stop it

einsor let's fap to eddy porn together :3

the souples eddy incident was not an incident, it is forever...

For shame, smarmles!

reporting to the emergency room, where we are now

the birth of baby mank

ape and monkey birth is easy and painless. Humans are unique in that they are the only animal that gives birth through excruciating pain

Mama mank

[smoke detector chirps]

rip gay bowser

>>12368733
dubn

>>12368769
Gay and Bowser are both normal names. This is like if someone named a video game character Marcus Shapiro and then the game got really popular so people freaked out when they saw a Marcus Shapiro in real life

eyyyy RIP gay boswer!!!!

>>12369024
There was only one person called Gay Bowser

>>12369493
and that's enough