I feel so peaceful knowing I'm going to heaven and nothing I do can change that

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Not to sound like B.I.G but heaven sounds boring. No sleeping all day not getting my dick licked

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anon, I...

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>>12353544
dub

>>12353543
God knows how to keep us happy so why would heaven be boring

>>12353549
I doubt he would let me snort cocaine from a girls ass while listening to death metal

>>12353549
To my understanding God is the deliverance from our passions, sins and suffering. I should study theology more i tend to put things into brutalistic terms as they're made more malleable and digestible

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12353555
In heaven you wouldn't sin

>>12353556
God is a personal being not a deliverance from our passions doe

>>12353543
earthly pleasures catfish, if only you knew how goode things can be

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12353560
You see? That's why heaven would be fucking boring, because christians think everything is a sin

>>12353543
What makes you think you can even feel boredom in heaven?

>>12353543
same song where he says he bets his mom wishes she had a fugn abortion?
>>12353555
nice trips
>>12353556
think i get you, it can be hard to be in a higher mindset about things especially if you dont buy into a religious doctrine

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I think of God rarely and it's easy to say "why have you burdend me so" but really I just say "why have you evicted me from your heart"

https://youtu.be/rL-0-lxv40M?si=o51cvOyBMYcLIwEn

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12353664
Just when I thought you couldn't be any more dull.

>>12353671
God is our psychological manifestation to make sense of this life and powers beyond our control nor understanding.There are hundreds of gods, all powered by the collective human aura and belief in them

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12353671
By the way you're a stupid faggot lol
weird ass fuck. Tryna catch me out like it's a one-up but I'm vastly superior is o you mentally

Ego is so weird bro. That's how niggas get killed

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>>12353694
You always resort to this defense after spouting the most inane drivel.

>>12353539 (OP)
they were saying the exact same thing in Dresden right before the bombs hit.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12353539 (OP)
I wish that

>>12353749
All you have to do is understand the only reason anyone goes to heaven is because of Jesus Christ's sacrifice on the cross and put your faith and trust in Jesus Christ that he did that for you. U will b sealed with the holy Spirit the moment u believe and then ur going to heaven no matter wat after that

>>12353756
I will be able to be happy, I am grateful for what people and God, Jesus, Virgin Mary did for me, Gut bye

>>12353694
catfish definitely not treating things like a one up all the time definitely no ego here jej

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12353756
if i'm on my deathbed with 24 hours left to live i will instruct the nurses to make sure you don't get anywhere near me.

if i'm checking out?
i'm going out on my own terms but i know how you lot love deathbed conversions and confessions.

proselytizing until the bitter end.

if death is bitter then bitter it shall be.

i don't want one of your ilk offering me imaginary real estate and sweets in place you can't even prove exists.
*sip*

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"The contest between our religions is zero-sum. Religious violence is still with us because our religions are intrinsically hostile to one another. Where they appear otherwise, it is because secular knowledge and secular interests are restraining the most lethal improprieties of faith. It is time we acknowledged that no foundation exists within the canons of Christianity, Islam, Judaism, or any of our other faiths for religious tolerance and religious diversity.
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We do not know what awaits each of us after death, but we know that we will die. Clearly, it must be possible to live ethically-with a genuine concern for the happiness of other sentient beings-without presuming to know things about which we are patently ignorant."

–Sam Harris

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12353817
your fortune is: worse than expected
your lucky number is: 53
you must be very unlucky if you already don't believe in god and i think you have a very long and hopeless life ahead of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s