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My poops are always max healthy because Im not a freak. Yes I check yes its normal. Solid logs, not too hard not too soft, every time. A perfect brown. Exactly once a day. My fiber and hydrative regimes are so perfectly calibrated at this point that Im probably going to live forever.

>>12356292 (OP)
It's just you trying to give a 1-up to an old 4chan trick, 8-up is still the standard! :-D

>>12356292 (OP)
It feels good because it stimulates the prostate. That's why it feels homosexual & good.

I have never pooped before

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12357720
No, you need to understand that this has to do with your relationship with your father.

>>12357163
dude, poop is probably one of the best ways to use up your leftovers, or if you need to use up leftovers without a container.