>>12358137Shiver me oats maties, it be Captain Cloppy! Swarthiest o' teh sea horses I've knowed bar none. Ahhh well maybe bar one aye that sonnuva salty sea mare that dread dastard Oatbeard himself. Or perhaps tehy'yre tied for swarthiness, Oatbeard an' teh Cap'n, aye tied it could be. But the relativistic nature of the concept is of no matter now for irregardless, Here. Be. A. Swarthy. Sea. Hoooeerse. YARGH to thee I say! And ever many a plentiful bounty of oats upon such a mighty equine explorer as ye.