ITT bad fortunes post penis - /s4s/ (#12359914) [Archived: 755 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:20:02 AM No.12359914

ika chibi 2

md5: bbbc746092c4816694f371606e5d709e🔍

stealing this idea from an older thread LOLE

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12359918 >>12359923 >>12360124 >>12360151

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:21:06 AM No.12359918

>>12359914 (OP)
But I cant post images...

Your fortune: Average Luck

anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:21:32 AM No.12359922

threads like this go on >>>/b/

Replies: >>12359924 >>12359937

milk

6/27/2025, 2:21:49 AM No.12359923

AE20444F-85CC-4836-9D1E-1304D2CD060B

md5: 8d58b3b0f5c8507adb2caaf9f34db68f🔍

>>12359914 (OP)
well i have no penis

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Replies: >>12359924 >>12359926 >>12359928 >>12359993

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:22:10 AM No.12359924

ika dance

md5: c8ce95916667165acde402c90d64872e🔍

>>12359922
double dubs like this go on >>>/s4s/
>>12359923
*gulp*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:22:31 AM No.12359926

>>12359923
posters post the equivalent then :^)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:22:32 AM No.12359928

>>12359923
post vagoo!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Replies: >>12359932 >>12359933

milk

6/27/2025, 2:22:53 AM No.12359929

>>12359924
that doesn’t count .

Replies: >>12359934 >>12359939

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:23:21 AM No.12359932

>>12359928
>>12359926
v&

milk

6/27/2025, 2:24:08 AM No.12359933

FD7A47C4-7F95-462F-8251-651ABC6123AC

md5: 69e66eb9b5f65107e9ade50c4e5d8608🔍

>>12359926
>>12359928

Replies: >>12360132

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:24:36 AM No.12359934

>>12359929
this thread officially sucks now thanks a lot dickhead

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Replies: >>12359936

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:25:05 AM No.12359935

ika cute 44

md5: 1e864e181ccb4735856975637cba7b95🔍

>>12359926
>Your fortune: Bad Luck
hmmmmm

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Replies: >>12359956

milk

6/27/2025, 2:25:35 AM No.12359936

65E1821F-F3D9-4951-A80B-3F8D12D293B0

md5: 832374f7478ce036f7d1b1fa11eecf80🔍

>>12359934
no look

Replies: >>12359941

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:25:42 AM No.12359937

>>12359922
You barely post anymore and when you do, it's just anti-fun board policing.

Replies: >>12360132

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:25:57 AM No.12359939

>>12359929
Why even post in it and fortune if you were not going to even think of delivering
At least have the decency to not fortune in it

(not fortuning watch)

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:26:40 AM No.12359941

>>12359936
hope you get an ovarian cyst

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:26:55 AM No.12359942

.......

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:29:30 AM No.12359944

here goess

Replies: >>12359948 >>12360132

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:30:36 AM No.12359945

ika heh

md5: ddbfde934f58918ddab9e35160c860e1🔍

re-rolling because im feeling extra frisky

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:30:48 AM No.12359946

ika is a gay nigger

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:32:12 AM No.12359948

>>12359944
its nort working.......

Replies: >>12359951 >>12359952

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:32:19 AM No.12359949

ika pout 7

md5: 216a8699691f5420b4c4f9ca53ba59a8🔍

>>12359946
youre mom is a gay nigger

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Replies: >>12359962

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:32:50 AM No.12359951

ika chibi 8

md5: 47445007215568a4c1f51d5907f56b1c🔍

>>12359948
you put fortune on the options tab!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Replies: >>12359953

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:33:38 AM No.12359952

>>12359948
fortune in options field (lowercase word fortune)

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:33:50 AM No.12359953

>>12359951
my dumb ass was doing it with the hash tag in front

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:36:26 AM No.12359956

>>12359935
Fuck give me a sec to make some storage kek

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12359975

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:37:46 AM No.12359958

omg I’m gonna post gock

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:38:43 AM No.12359962

>>12359949
my mom dont make threads asking for dicks you gay nigger

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Replies: >>12359977

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:43:19 AM No.12359975

20250627_023740

md5: 3f4fb4171796b9b26a30eac7055cf808🔍

>>12359956
Not to leave you all hanging :^)

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12359986 >>12359988 >>12359993 >>12359994 >>12360022

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:43:44 AM No.12359977

ika stare

md5: 0ec10082a31f2bdea15a5a617bfe9319🔍

>>12359962
oh anon.. u dont know dont u..

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12360132

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:47:15 AM No.12359986

>>12359975
oh my god

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:47:51 AM No.12359988

>>12359975
the gay nigger got his wish

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Replies: >>12360132

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:49:07 AM No.12359993

>>12359975
>>12359923
up next

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:49:28 AM No.12359994

>>12359975
It's just from one of the dick threads on /soc/

Replies: >>12360005

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:49:48 AM No.12359995

Veinmaxxed cock with a raisin dried nutsack all for the purpose of flaunting it to the underaged teenagers

nuke the world already please

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:51:05 AM No.12360000

Gbq2MwjaMAAJQaz

md5: 4d88ef58e3cfa00cff5a20d7a21a3ad8🔍

wish me luck

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12360006 >>12360015 >>12360048 >>12360058 >>12360072

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:52:43 AM No.12360005

>>12359994
Doesn't show up on my end
t. Cock Expert

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:53:09 AM No.12360006

>>12360000
Chaste quads. You are now a eunuch.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:55:08 AM No.12360015

>>12360000
Quads of Immunity
Say thank you Erika Furudo or bad luck will haunt your posts

Your fortune: Average Luck

Replies: >>12360034 >>12360058 >>12360072

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:55:47 AM No.12360019

Admittedly… it’s a skill issue logging onto 4cuck and expecting anything other than ragebait and degeneracy

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:56:51 AM No.12360022

1750681316241085

md5: 2546646fce1038d5cb98cc50c6b41fdc🔍

>>12359975

Replies: >>12360132

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:00:58 AM No.12360034

ika happy 2

md5: 8cffe168908c1a56ec10f39ea91036f9🔍

>>12360015
thank you Erika!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:06:54 AM No.12360048

>>12360000
why do my worst posts get numbahs
im embarrassed

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Replies: >>12360058

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:11:24 AM No.12360052

roll

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:15:18 AM No.12360056

1/2 deliveries god women SUCK

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Replies: >>12360059 >>12360062 >>12360064 >>12360069

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:15:36 AM No.12360058

>>12360000
>>12360015
thank you Erika Furudo
>>12360048
you wished for luck and got it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Replies: >>12360072

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:17:43 AM No.12360059

>>12360056
should've thanked erika tbh

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:18:18 AM No.12360062

ika smug

md5: 69a3cfc9a6db7a7261dc2cc74a602f89🔍

>>12360056
1/3 deliveries now

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:19:32 AM No.12360064

>>12360056
my heart skipped a beat when your post loaded after sending mine, because i have the honour to deliver if i fail the check. can you say the same anonymous?

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:22:57 AM No.12360069

IMG_7058

md5: 5caac4fd702db4072aad00000f787bd9🔍

>>12360056
i hate this game

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Replies: >>12360078 >>12360143 >>12362270

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:23:47 AM No.12360072

743750385

md5: 5db0b2d3814f971e97e4a59515d68e80🔍

>>12360058
ur right
>>12360000
>>12360015
thank u erika furudo now i dont have to show my pp to these figgots

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Replies: >>12360162

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:26:06 AM No.12360078

>>12360069
faaaaaaake ur cock was NOT already neatly trimmed

Replies: >>12360096 >>12360103

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:30:18 AM No.12360096

>>12360078
how do i stop it from itching

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:32:14 AM No.12360103

>>12360078
please take better care of yourself

Your fortune: Good Luck

Replies: >>12360114

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:34:29 AM No.12360114

>>12360103
no huff my smelly cock b*ch

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Replies: >>12360121 >>12360138

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:35:29 AM No.12360120

ika cute 16

md5: 3259cded60ace8d43c856731c0d595d9🔍

roll lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Replies: >>12360122 >>12360149 >>12360156

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:35:30 AM No.12360121

>>12360114
FUXK

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:36:00 AM No.12360122

ika shock

md5: 0ab6ac7709a64b886bc2a3fd10982037🔍

>>12360120

Replies: >>12360134

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:36:20 AM No.12360124

>>12359914 (OP)
nothing ever happens, I will get average luck

Your fortune: Average Luck

Replies: >>12360147

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:37:43 AM No.12360129

is the dark stranger good or bad

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12360135

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 3:38:00 AM No.12360132

>>12359933
dub
>>12359937
truth
>>12359944
>>12359988
>>12359977
>>12360022
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Replies: >>12360162

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 3:38:31 AM No.12360134

>>12360122
dub

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:39:29 AM No.12360135

>>12360129
Depends on how you feel about meeting dark, handsome, strangers, Anon.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:40:10 AM No.12360138

>>12360114
better start shaving :)

Your fortune: Outlook good

Replies: >>12360195

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:42:04 AM No.12360143

>>12360069
oh look another dick for the gay nigger

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:44:14 AM No.12360147

>>12360124
hax

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:45:06 AM No.12360149

ika penis

md5: 3f964f8cd6c0f8788147d2a98b50b868🔍

>>12360120
le sigh

Replies: >>12360159 >>12360162 >>12360164 >>12360169 >>12360192 >>12360224 >>12360225 >>12360248

milk

6/27/2025, 3:45:25 AM No.12360151

>>12359914 (OP)
ikaposter mine doesn’t count right right

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:46:25 AM No.12360152

Why do I keep clicking on this thread expecting to see something I like when it's literally just all cocks...

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:47:32 AM No.12360156

>>12360120
u rolled like a gazillion times ikaposter i think u wanted to show ur cock....

Replies: >>12360166 >>12360168 >>12360198

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:47:46 AM No.12360159

>>12360149
not even spoilered what an exhibitionist

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:48:18 AM No.12360162

>>12360072
see you had nothing to fear rolling again someone is smiling down on you its rika
>>12360132
no awetistic cock? lame!
>>12360149
ikafig cock reveal

Replies: >>12360257

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:48:57 AM No.12360164

>>12360149
the gay nigger himself

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:49:08 AM No.12360166

>>12360156
don't spoil his fantasy

Replies: >>12360228

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:49:18 AM No.12360168

ika pout

md5: ec31df8a6c33fef51519555fccec1e05🔍

>>12360156
shhhh

milk

6/27/2025, 3:49:31 AM No.12360169

32A9DB62-A529-4DD0-9F29-E44AEB2F2B89

md5: bc22bce05503ec5fb2da525fda3b2c98🔍

>>12360149
why did ur cock turn into ika too

Replies: >>12360177 >>12360180

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:52:38 AM No.12360177

>>12360169
post your vagina already

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Replies: >>12360181 >>12360182

milk

6/27/2025, 3:53:32 AM No.12360180

>>12360169
no this pebis thread

Replies: >>12360182 >>12360185

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:53:42 AM No.12360181

>>12360177
dubs but that would be cheeseza you no that right

Replies: >>12360185

milk

6/27/2025, 3:54:41 AM No.12360182

>>12360180
i replywto wrong one damn iti>>12360177

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:57:20 AM No.12360185

>>12360180
this is bad luck genital thread now spread wide for the obgyn
>>12360181
not according to the palm tree men

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Replies: >>12360186

milk

6/27/2025, 3:58:27 AM No.12360186

A3227EE7-6C89-4552-83FC-AB226FC17EAB

md5: c4a2a3a79dae4d0a74a7cb176868c260🔍

>>12360185

Replies: >>12360196

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:02:10 AM No.12360192

nice_desu_ne

md5: b075cc13b8c7e6c1d0d6ee6fbf334245🔍

>>12360149
only believable one ITT saved all the rest regardless

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Replies: >>12360208

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:04:19 AM No.12360195

>>12360138
i dont wanna ;_;

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:04:30 AM No.12360196

woww

md5: 5d9572033628a0dba376f51eca2bb809🔍

>>12360186
not checking any more fortunes i see

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Replies: >>12360211

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:06:22 AM No.12360198

>>12360156
as expected from the gay nigger

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:08:58 AM No.12360208

>>12360192
what's wrong with my cock...

Replies: >>12360307

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:09:06 AM No.12360211

>>12360196
deliver immediately

Replies: >>12360227 >>12360228

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:13:36 AM No.12360221

U could’ve made this an ass thread but it’s not like this board isn’t all fucking male in the first place

Shame on all of you

Replies: >>12360226

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:14:16 AM No.12360224

>>12360149
YOURE FUCKING 16 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 4:14:44 AM No.12360225

>>12360149
why is it, like, purple?

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:15:25 AM No.12360226

>>12360221
trueeee i have a rly fat ass and now esfores will never ever see it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:15:27 AM No.12360227

cocc

md5: d5a415471fe30db989dbfacf2a71fb03🔍

>>12360211
oh dubtain my captain

Replies: >>12360307

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 4:15:34 AM No.12360228

>>12360166
>>12360211
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

chiruno

6/27/2025, 4:22:47 AM No.12360248

>>12360149
you're fucking insane ika chan

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 4:26:54 AM No.12360257

>>12360162
no, it's only like 5-6inches long

Replies: >>12360293 >>12360307

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:28:36 AM No.12360260

ikaposter is currently jacking off please stand by and mind the splash zone

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:33:09 AM No.12360270

ika blush

md5: 4567505cae4fc6e9f535105e276e1d33🔍

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:39:08 AM No.12360289

>posted cock award thread

Replies: >>12360360

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:40:11 AM No.12360293

>>12360257
how long do you think the average dick is, if you're not lying then yours is normal

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:42:50 AM No.12360307

>>12360208
nothing im SALIVATING desu!
>>12360227
could believe this one ig nice cock
>>12360257
same im sure your boyclitty is cute though

Replies: >>12360324

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 4:49:20 AM No.12360324

>>12360307
my what?

Replies: >>12360360

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 4:53:03 AM No.12360330

please explain

Your fortune: Good Luck

Replies: >>12360360

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:03:38 AM No.12360350

milk is currently jilling off please stand by and mind the splash zone

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:08:19 AM No.12360360

dear_god_watson

md5: 9284fc5b91fa6fc59212d1083af31fb8🔍

>>12360289
who are you quoting?
>>12360324
>>12360330
picrel

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Replies: >>12360594

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 7:01:22 AM No.12360594

>>12360360
he's quoting your mom

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:26:29 PM No.12361369

reminder

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:54:48 PM No.12361594

I posted my cocke here once but it was strictly for educational purposes to help other anons understand the realities of living with severe Phimosis and adult male circumcision, they asked me for the pics and no I won't post them again.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 7:56:26 PM No.12361679

1704413690148335

md5: 61d1c0b9d75484c4ade8bd1e85e3c117🔍

rollign

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 8:07:04 PM No.12361703

1567539621722

md5: 4fe9efec2dfe775d87c75d5ec407e078🔍

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 8:59:34 PM No.12361839

roll

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 9:07:55 PM No.12361865

why

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Replies: >>12362160

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 9:09:40 PM No.12361867

what

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:21:36 PM No.12362160

>>12361865
why, why?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:23:13 PM No.12362167

I'm suprised this thread is still up

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Replies: >>12362177

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 11:28:51 PM No.12362177

>>12362167
daring reroll mr awetistic

Replies: >>12362193

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:36:18 PM No.12362193

>>12362177
dub

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Replies: >>12362217

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:36:51 PM No.12362195

aw, fuck

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:43:51 PM No.12362212

thread is dead, no one to call me out

Replies: >>12362217

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 11:46:02 PM No.12362217

>>12362193
>>12362212
You're underage so I don't really wanna call you out on this.

Replies: >>12362220

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:46:18 PM No.12362220

>>12362217
I'm not, I'm 19

Replies: >>12362222

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 11:47:15 PM No.12362222

>>12362220
Well then, what are you waiting for.

Replies: >>12362223 >>12362230

Awetistic

6/27/2025, 11:47:40 PM No.12362223

>>12362222
fine, for the quad, give me a few

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 11:51:18 PM No.12362230

20250627_001340-min

md5: f019f8a64bf57c53c56bcc159a42f119🔍

>>12362222
Not putting name so it doesn't show up when you search my name
It ain't impressive

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Catfish

6/27/2025, 11:55:54 PM No.12362246

>>12362230
this should be a plains card in mtg

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Anonymous

6/28/2025, 12:03:50 AM No.12362270

Screenshot_20250627-180136

md5: b9ae7a659878c3e9c9c8c76b58ff989c🔍

>>12360069
LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLEEE OMG DO FIGS REALLY FAKE DICK PICS OH NONONONONO HIROYUKI JUST SHUT IT DOWN

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Anonymous

6/28/2025, 12:05:59 AM No.12362272

>>12362230
>>12362270

Anonymous

6/28/2025, 12:17:10 AM No.12362293

>>12362230
quit sucking your thumb you autistic freak + your lenis is mutated and ugly

Anonymous

6/28/2025, 12:32:03 AM No.12362323

keksandra_tongue

md5: 24d8872e9e47a653be47b6ce28f07a6a🔍

>>12362230
reverse searches turning up nothing, definitely selling me on ur commitment to le board desu but like ikafig it does seem like you wanted to post it lel

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Anonymous

6/28/2025, 5:04:43 AM No.12362947

1558958446931

md5: dbfff39479ef79ee345a97f13b76b1fb🔍

incoming godly luck

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Anonymous

6/28/2025, 5:05:49 AM No.12362950

>>12362947
lol forgot luck

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Anonymous

6/28/2025, 5:07:59 AM No.12362955

>>12362947
>>12362950
wtf

Anonymous

6/28/2025, 5:13:35 AM No.12362962

>>12362947
>>12362950
hax alitafig can not possibly have the blessing of allah wtf sn00dsisters…