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Anonymous No.12359914 [Report] >>12359918 >>12359923 >>12360124 >>12360151
ITT bad fortunes post penis
stealing this idea from an older thread LOLE

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12359918 [Report]
>>12359914 (OP)
But I cant post images...

Your fortune: Average Luck
anonymous No.12359922 [Report] >>12359924 >>12359937
threads like this go on >>>/b/
milk No.12359923 [Report] >>12359924 >>12359926 >>12359928 >>12359993
>>12359914 (OP)
well i have no penis

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12359924 [Report] >>12359929
>>12359922
double dubs like this go on >>>/s4s/
>>12359923
*gulp*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.12359926 [Report] >>12359932 >>12359933 >>12359935
>>12359923
posters post the equivalent then :^)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12359928 [Report] >>12359932 >>12359933
>>12359923
post vagoo!

Your fortune: Good Luck
milk No.12359929 [Report] >>12359934 >>12359939
>>12359924
that doesn’t count .
Anonymous No.12359932 [Report]
>>12359928
>>12359926
v&
milk No.12359933 [Report] >>12360132
>>12359926
>>12359928
Anonymous No.12359934 [Report] >>12359936
>>12359929
this thread officially sucks now thanks a lot dickhead

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous No.12359935 [Report] >>12359956
>>12359926
>Your fortune: Bad Luck
hmmmmm

Your fortune: Godly Luck
milk No.12359936 [Report] >>12359941
>>12359934
no look
Anonymous No.12359937 [Report] >>12360132
>>12359922
You barely post anymore and when you do, it's just anti-fun board policing.
Anonymous No.12359939 [Report]
>>12359929
Why even post in it and fortune if you were not going to even think of delivering
At least have the decency to not fortune in it

(not fortuning watch)
Anonymous No.12359941 [Report]
>>12359936
hope you get an ovarian cyst
Anonymous No.12359942 [Report]
.......
Anonymous No.12359944 [Report] >>12359948 >>12360132
here goess
Anonymous No.12359945 [Report]
re-rolling because im feeling extra frisky

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12359946 [Report] >>12359949
ika is a gay nigger

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.12359948 [Report] >>12359951 >>12359952
>>12359944
its nort working.......
Anonymous No.12359949 [Report] >>12359962
>>12359946
youre mom is a gay nigger

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12359951 [Report] >>12359953
>>12359948
you put fortune on the options tab!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12359952 [Report]
>>12359948
fortune in options field (lowercase word fortune)

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous No.12359953 [Report]
>>12359951
my dumb ass was doing it with the hash tag in front

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12359956 [Report] >>12359975
>>12359935
Fuck give me a sec to make some storage kek

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12359958 [Report]
omg I’m gonna post gock

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12359962 [Report] >>12359977
>>12359949
my mom dont make threads asking for dicks you gay nigger

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Anonymous No.12359975 [Report] >>12359986 >>12359988 >>12359993 >>12359994 >>12360022
>>12359956
Not to leave you all hanging :^)

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12359977 [Report] >>12360132
>>12359962
oh anon.. u dont know dont u..

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12359986 [Report]
>>12359975
oh my god
Anonymous No.12359988 [Report] >>12360132
>>12359975
the gay nigger got his wish

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous No.12359993 [Report]
>>12359975
>>12359923
up next

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous No.12359994 [Report] >>12360005
>>12359975
It's just from one of the dick threads on /soc/
Anonymous No.12359995 [Report]
Veinmaxxed cock with a raisin dried nutsack all for the purpose of flaunting it to the underaged teenagers

nuke the world already please
Anonymous No.12360000 [Report] >>12360006 >>12360015 >>12360048 >>12360058 >>12360072
wish me luck

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12360005 [Report]
>>12359994
Doesn't show up on my end
t. Cock Expert
Anonymous No.12360006 [Report]
>>12360000
Chaste quads. You are now a eunuch.
Anonymous No.12360015 [Report] >>12360034 >>12360058 >>12360072
>>12360000
Quads of Immunity
Say thank you Erika Furudo or bad luck will haunt your posts

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous No.12360019 [Report]
Admittedly… it’s a skill issue logging onto 4cuck and expecting anything other than ragebait and degeneracy
Anonymous No.12360022 [Report] >>12360132
>>12359975
Anonymous No.12360034 [Report]
>>12360015
thank you Erika!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12360048 [Report] >>12360058
>>12360000
why do my worst posts get numbahs
im embarrassed

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12360052 [Report]
roll

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Anonymous No.12360056 [Report] >>12360059 >>12360062 >>12360064 >>12360069
1/2 deliveries god women SUCK

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12360058 [Report] >>12360072
>>12360000
>>12360015
thank you Erika Furudo
>>12360048
you wished for luck and got it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.12360059 [Report]
>>12360056
should've thanked erika tbh
Anonymous No.12360062 [Report]
>>12360056
1/3 deliveries now

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12360064 [Report]
>>12360056
my heart skipped a beat when your post loaded after sending mine, because i have the honour to deliver if i fail the check. can you say the same anonymous?
Anonymous No.12360069 [Report] >>12360078 >>12360143 >>12362270
>>12360056
i hate this game

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous No.12360072 [Report] >>12360162
>>12360058
ur right
>>12360000
>>12360015
thank u erika furudo now i dont have to show my pp to these figgots

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12360078 [Report] >>12360096 >>12360103
>>12360069
faaaaaaake ur cock was NOT already neatly trimmed
Anonymous No.12360096 [Report]
>>12360078
how do i stop it from itching
Anonymous No.12360103 [Report] >>12360114
>>12360078
please take better care of yourself

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous No.12360114 [Report] >>12360121 >>12360138
>>12360103
no huff my smelly cock b*ch

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12360120 [Report] >>12360122 >>12360149 >>12360156
roll lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12360121 [Report]
>>12360114
FUXK
Anonymous No.12360122 [Report] >>12360134
>>12360120
Anonymous No.12360124 [Report] >>12360147
>>12359914 (OP)
nothing ever happens, I will get average luck

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous No.12360129 [Report] >>12360135
is the dark stranger good or bad

Your fortune: Outlook good
Awetistic No.12360132 [Report] >>12360162
>>12359933
dub
>>12359937
truth
>>12359944
>>12359988
>>12359977
>>12360022
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Awetistic No.12360134 [Report]
>>12360122
dub
Anonymous No.12360135 [Report]
>>12360129
Depends on how you feel about meeting dark, handsome, strangers, Anon.

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12360138 [Report] >>12360195
>>12360114
better start shaving :)

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12360143 [Report]
>>12360069
oh look another dick for the gay nigger
Anonymous No.12360147 [Report]
>>12360124
hax
Anonymous No.12360149 [Report] >>12360159 >>12360162 >>12360164 >>12360169 >>12360192 >>12360224 >>12360225 >>12360248
>>12360120
le sigh
milk No.12360151 [Report]
>>12359914 (OP)
ikaposter mine doesn’t count right right
Anonymous No.12360152 [Report]
Why do I keep clicking on this thread expecting to see something I like when it's literally just all cocks...

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous No.12360156 [Report] >>12360166 >>12360168 >>12360198
>>12360120
u rolled like a gazillion times ikaposter i think u wanted to show ur cock....
Anonymous No.12360159 [Report]
>>12360149
not even spoilered what an exhibitionist
Anonymous No.12360162 [Report] >>12360257
>>12360072
see you had nothing to fear rolling again someone is smiling down on you its rika
>>12360132
no awetistic cock? lame!
>>12360149
ikafig cock reveal
Anonymous No.12360164 [Report]
>>12360149
the gay nigger himself
Anonymous No.12360166 [Report] >>12360228
>>12360156
don't spoil his fantasy
Anonymous No.12360168 [Report]
>>12360156
shhhh
milk No.12360169 [Report] >>12360177 >>12360180
>>12360149
why did ur cock turn into ika too
Anonymous No.12360177 [Report] >>12360181 >>12360182
>>12360169
post your vagina already

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
milk No.12360180 [Report] >>12360182 >>12360185
>>12360169
no this pebis thread
Anonymous No.12360181 [Report] >>12360185
>>12360177
dubs but that would be cheeseza you no that right
milk No.12360182 [Report]
>>12360180
i replywto wrong one damn iti>>12360177
Anonymous No.12360185 [Report] >>12360186
>>12360180
this is bad luck genital thread now spread wide for the obgyn
>>12360181
not according to the palm tree men

Your fortune: Godly Luck
milk No.12360186 [Report] >>12360196
>>12360185
Anonymous No.12360192 [Report] >>12360208
>>12360149
only believable one ITT saved all the rest regardless

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous No.12360195 [Report]
>>12360138
i dont wanna ;_;

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12360196 [Report] >>12360211
>>12360186
not checking any more fortunes i see

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12360198 [Report]
>>12360156
as expected from the gay nigger
Anonymous No.12360208 [Report] >>12360307
>>12360192
what's wrong with my cock...
Anonymous No.12360211 [Report] >>12360227 >>12360228
>>12360196
deliver immediately
Anonymous No.12360221 [Report] >>12360226
U could’ve made this an ass thread but it’s not like this board isn’t all fucking male in the first place

Shame on all of you
Anonymous No.12360224 [Report]
>>12360149
YOURE FUCKING 16 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???
Awetistic No.12360225 [Report]
>>12360149
why is it, like, purple?
Anonymous No.12360226 [Report]
>>12360221
trueeee i have a rly fat ass and now esfores will never ever see it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.12360227 [Report] >>12360307
>>12360211
oh dubtain my captain
Awetistic No.12360228 [Report]
>>12360166
>>12360211
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
chiruno No.12360248 [Report]
>>12360149
you're fucking insane ika chan
Awetistic No.12360257 [Report] >>12360293 >>12360307
>>12360162
no, it's only like 5-6inches long
Anonymous No.12360260 [Report]
ikaposter is currently jacking off please stand by and mind the splash zone
Anonymous No.12360270 [Report]
Anonymous No.12360289 [Report] >>12360360
>posted cock award thread
Anonymous No.12360293 [Report]
>>12360257
how long do you think the average dick is, if you're not lying then yours is normal
Anonymous No.12360307 [Report] >>12360324
>>12360208
nothing im SALIVATING desu!
>>12360227
could believe this one ig nice cock
>>12360257
same im sure your boyclitty is cute though
Awetistic No.12360324 [Report] >>12360360
>>12360307
my what?
Awetistic No.12360330 [Report] >>12360360
please explain

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous No.12360350 [Report]
milk is currently jilling off please stand by and mind the splash zone
Anonymous No.12360360 [Report] >>12360594
>>12360289
who are you quoting?
>>12360324
>>12360330
picrel

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Awetistic No.12360594 [Report]
>>12360360
he's quoting your mom

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12361369 [Report]
reminder

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous No.12361594 [Report]
I posted my cocke here once but it was strictly for educational purposes to help other anons understand the realities of living with severe Phimosis and adult male circumcision, they asked me for the pics and no I won't post them again.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12361679 [Report]
rollign

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12361703 [Report]
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous No.12361839 [Report]
roll

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12361865 [Report] >>12362160
why

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Anonymous No.12361867 [Report]
what

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Awetistic No.12362160 [Report]
>>12361865
why, why?

Your fortune: Outlook good
Awetistic No.12362167 [Report] >>12362177
I'm suprised this thread is still up

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12362177 [Report] >>12362193
>>12362167
daring reroll mr awetistic
Awetistic No.12362193 [Report] >>12362217
>>12362177
dub

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Awetistic No.12362195 [Report]
aw, fuck
Awetistic No.12362212 [Report] >>12362217
thread is dead, no one to call me out
Anonymous No.12362217 [Report] >>12362220
>>12362193
>>12362212
You're underage so I don't really wanna call you out on this.
Awetistic No.12362220 [Report] >>12362222
>>12362217
I'm not, I'm 19
Anonymous No.12362222 [Report] >>12362223 >>12362230
>>12362220
Well then, what are you waiting for.
Awetistic No.12362223 [Report]
>>12362222
fine, for the quad, give me a few
Anonymous No.12362230 [Report] >>12362246 >>12362272 >>12362293 >>12362323
>>12362222
Not putting name so it doesn't show up when you search my name
It ain't impressive
Catfish No.12362246 [Report]
>>12362230
this should be a plains card in mtg

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12362270 [Report] >>12362272
>>12360069
LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLEEE OMG DO FIGS REALLY FAKE DICK PICS OH NONONONONO HIROYUKI JUST SHUT IT DOWN
Anonymous No.12362272 [Report]
>>12362230
>>12362270
Anonymous No.12362293 [Report]
>>12362230
quit sucking your thumb you autistic freak + your lenis is mutated and ugly
Anonymous No.12362323 [Report]
>>12362230
reverse searches turning up nothing, definitely selling me on ur commitment to le board desu but like ikafig it does seem like you wanted to post it lel

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Anonymous No.12362947 [Report] >>12362950 >>12362955 >>12362962
incoming godly luck
Anonymous No.12362950 [Report] >>12362955 >>12362962
>>12362947
lol forgot luck

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12362955 [Report]
>>12362947
>>12362950
wtf
Anonymous No.12362962 [Report]
>>12362947
>>12362950
hax alitafig can not possibly have the blessing of allah wtf sn00dsisters…