What's it like having a girlfriend?
It must be nice to visit her apartment, with walls full of records.. sweet smelling candles, RIck and Morty on repeat.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Zeld-aids! For your common boo-boos! Princess Nunchaku, born from the land of Gorons! A girlfriend is what you need? Well, we're supplying!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12360366 (OP)I had a gf once. But it was a match made in hell.
The good ones always get taken early.
Miss your chance, and you'll find yourself dating the most desperate women.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12360400>>12360546I wanted a gf once, but her name was incompatible with mine. I mean what kind of girl named Lucy would want to date me?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12360366 (OP) (dubby)
She's holding the...Tri FORCE of ....Bitcoin???
>>12360553She's rich in a multitude of ways :^)
Your fortune: Godly Luck
i had a gf once she had awesome taste in movies and stuff way better than mine, I was too much of a manchild for her and eventually we started getting really rude to eachother lole, idk still if we were really not very compatible (for example she would openly shit talk 4chan and degrade me for coming here and for vidya, and it's not like that's all I did, she was good for me and we did tons of outdoor and project things together), maybe if my shit was a bit more together it could have been really sweet. Idk, now I mostly just remember the moments of her being a massive bitch so it does feel like it was incompatible and not like quite so much of a loss lol
>>12360576All I do is lose at life. :^)
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12360366 (OP)(Dubs)
I once had a girlfriend, but it's a very strange story, so I'm not going to explain it because it's stupid and long enough, lol
>>12360764Damn.
Your fortune: ๏ผใยด_ใ`๏ผ๏พ๏ฝฐ๏พ
Hopefully the ASIAN GORL loves me like I love her...
Your fortune: Good Luck