Thread 12360665 - /s4s/ [Archived: 811 hours ago]

Catfish
6/27/2025, 7:34:10 AM No.12360665
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I accidentally drank some piss I know I'm too old to be peeing in cups but I'm incredibly lazy and it was next to a beer so I got confused

The good news is I drink so much my piss tastes like water it isn't salty. Yeah I just typed that sue me

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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:36:39 AM No.12360673
just put the diapers on and soak in it lih bruh
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:39:45 AM No.12360680
>>12360665 (OP)
Sauce?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:16 AM No.12360681
Dats hottt

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Catfish
6/27/2025, 7:40:21 AM No.12360682
>>12360673
https://voca.ro/16qR1WBkbIf5

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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:42 AM No.12360683
>>12360665 (OP)
I accidentally drank out of my cum glass one time, that was pretty awful

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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:53 AM No.12360684
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>>12360680
Catfish
6/27/2025, 7:45:29 AM No.12360696
>>12360683
Now you're making shit up

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anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:48:04 AM No.12360702
>>12360682
oh boy he's drunk
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Catfish
6/27/2025, 7:48:58 AM No.12360705
>>12360702
https://voca.ro/1mtND5DrOfpx

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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:49:09 AM No.12360706
>>12360682
>>12360702
go on, i want to watch.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:49:43 AM No.12360707
>>12360696
I mean I didnt actually DRINK it, but it went past my lips and into my mouth for a very brief moment before I realized what was happening. I definitely tasted it. It was rancid old cum, you know how it turns that dirty yellow/orange color? Tasted bitter and sour like fucking chemicals. I had my cum glass and my water glass both on the bedside table and this was in the middle of the night I needed water bad and just wasn't thinking. Godly Lucke checked as well very nice mr. fish

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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:50:22 AM No.12360709
mom found the cum glass
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anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:51:17 AM No.12360710
>>12360705
oh lole, it just sounded like you were slurring your words more than usual
Catfish
6/27/2025, 7:52:18 AM No.12360714
>>12360707
ugh I gagged irl

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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:19 AM No.12360715
>>12360665 (OP)
Source?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:26 AM No.12360716
>>12360709
I pray to god she never does
Catfish
6/27/2025, 5:07:37 PM No.12361425
Fuuuck I got caught boosting lol I'm a horrible liar cuz I never lie and I'm like yeah uhhhh I forgot my id lol(as I'm walking out)

I can still shop there but what's the point now

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Catfish
6/27/2025, 5:08:51 PM No.12361431
It's for the best really I've stolen probably thousands from there and if they could prove it I'm in actual trouble.

Phew..playing with fire makes my anxiety go Khorne

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Awetistic
6/27/2025, 10:50:03 PM No.12362086
>>12360665 (OP)
that's why you shouldn't keep your piss cups near your drinks
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:47:39 AM No.12362770
>>12360665 (OP)
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