1884 was peak:
Cremation legalized in the UK
8 hour workday standardized in the US
First automatic rifle invented in Mexico
Hong Meiling starts working as a gatekeeper at the Scarlet Devil Mansion
Espresso machine invented in Italy

Your fortune: Bad Luck

not mention you could be cocaine in any drug store and pop in to your local mahjong parlor for a nice hit of opium
fuck, modern times are so gay

>>12362231
take me back

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12362218 (OP)
Only old figs will remember doing raids on Native Americans while we scream desu and shooting them

Those were the days, we used to find neat rocks AND get paid working at the coal breaker.
Can't even find cool jobs like that anymore.

make me a doppio ristretto espresso

>>12362288
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12362218 (OP)
2023 was peak...everything went to shit afterwards

>>12363826
>Hong Meiling starts working as a gatekeeper at the Scarlet Devil Mansion

>Espresso machine invented in Italy

This is really not very good at all

>>12363861
who are you quoting

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12362218 (OP)
the last true great war that humanity saw: world war i.

>>12363921
the sequel was better

>>12363865
Me?

>>12363928
2020, i'm sorry

>>12363865
1884 was a pretty wild year