Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:47:27 PM No.12363966
Is this true?
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Thread 12363966 - /s4s/ [Archived: 828 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:06 PM No.12363970
Also, what is the purpose of this board? I usually hang out on r9k and complain about women (even though I'm gay) but I was thinking about shitting up this board from time to time as well. How do I get one of these fortune things?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:58 PM No.12363975
zoomer guys want to wear mini skirts and fuck fat guys? I donโt get it, zoomer boys arenโt like that
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:54:02 PM No.12363976
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:56:04 PM No.12363979
>>12363975
yes i am asshole
yes i am asshole
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:02:21 PM No.12363987
>>12363970
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".
2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton
3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.
4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence
6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET
7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).
8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)
9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.
10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared
12. dubs, check em.
that's all :^)
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".
2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton
3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.
4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence
6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET
7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).
8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)
9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.
10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared
12. dubs, check em.
that's all :^)
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:07:47 PM No.12364077
>>12363987
Whoa... This post... I can feel a... Kindness... Washing over me...
Whoa... This post... I can feel a... Kindness... Washing over me...
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:10:26 PM No.12364084
>>12363976
shut up nerd
>b-b-b-ut m-m-m-muh digiterinos
decrepit, obsolete and outdated
the difference between you and i is that YOU need your validation.
shut up nerd
>b-b-b-ut m-m-m-muh digiterinos
decrepit, obsolete and outdated
the difference between you and i is that YOU need your validation.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:16:17 PM No.12364097
>>12364077
Dubs confirm. The planet is healing, thanks to bury nice and [s4s]
Dubs confirm. The planet is healing, thanks to bury nice and [s4s]
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:20:00 PM No.12364110
>>12363987
Can someone do a more updated guide of this? Wtf is fewewew, wtf is that pink bear, who the fug is keksandra, also mot left so have we come up with a term for the new owner
>>12364077
PINK GEM ALERT CAUSE DUBS
Can someone do a more updated guide of this? Wtf is fewewew, wtf is that pink bear, who the fug is keksandra, also mot left so have we come up with a term for the new owner
>>12364077
PINK GEM ALERT CAUSE DUBS
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:03 PM No.12364121
>>12364084
who are you quoting?
>>12364110
its probably for the best people know this place is perpetually stuck in the past
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
who are you quoting?
>>12364110
its probably for the best people know this place is perpetually stuck in the past
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:26:38 PM No.12364264
He's really showing his age with the sailor moon reference.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:33:46 PM No.12364281
it's so tragic when morons think they're funny
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:35:18 PM No.12364288
I think I know what's going on here because when I was in school they had this dance at the school called the Sadie Hawkins dance and the idea was that the girls would ask the guys out this one dance so I think what it means is that Sadie must be girls and Hawkins must be a slang term for boys
Your fortune: ๏ฝท๏พโโโโโโ(๏พโ๏พ)โโโโโโ !!!!
Your fortune: ๏ฝท๏พโโโโโโ(๏พโ๏พ)โโโโโโ !!!!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:37:19 PM No.12364298
>>12364281
I'm actually OK with not being funny because I know my stupidity and cringe posting will uplift those around me and make them feel much better about themselves when they see somebody so moronic and unfunny by comparison.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
I'm actually OK with not being funny because I know my stupidity and cringe posting will uplift those around me and make them feel much better about themselves when they see somebody so moronic and unfunny by comparison.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:16 PM No.12364318
>>12364281
OPs picrel made plenty people laugh but its old material now, still subjective
>>12364288
dubs confirm i thoufht it was typo
>>12364298
well its good to be at peace, being unfunny has never stopped this board before
Your fortune: Outlook good
OPs picrel made plenty people laugh but its old material now, still subjective
>>12364288
dubs confirm i thoufht it was typo
>>12364298
well its good to be at peace, being unfunny has never stopped this board before
Your fortune: Outlook good