I know not many of you are going to read this, and that's fine. But something is calling me to tell you about jesus. He died for your sins. without him you will spend eternity burning. whats scary about that is how long it is. whe you think about something forever, you think about in your life. it will never end. when the universe fades it will still be happening. but with Jesus, you will feel joy, hopefully get to meet family members, and not die and suffer. I believe we COULD be close to the end times. repent anon

satan trips in the jesus thread

>>12365666
satan was an angel at one time..

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WWJD

>>12365670
idk get arrested and die painfully i guess

>>12365670
probably walk on water and then turn it into wine or something

>>12365673
he didn't die painfully, he died very agonizingly and fearfully

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>>12365665 (OP)
>something is calling me to tell you about jesus
is it a brain tumor?

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upside down satain trips in the jesus thread

>worship me or burn in hell for eternity
ok kike

>>12365665 (OP)
Stop falling for jewish brainwashing. Jesus was a fictional circumcised jew written up by Paul, a circumcised jew, to convert the dregs of society. A jewish cult.

if you didn't read ezekiel then jesus can be anyone or anything.

fun fact: father in heaven translates to progenitor in the sky.

just a little perspective.
*sip*

jesus accused the jews of killing the prophets.
there's no telling how many books were lost.
pharisaical judaism.
there's always been more than one
kind of jew so don't start talking
about gas chambers okay?

i do so love antiquities.

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>>12366124
>i do so love antiquities
Here you go. The judaen and samaritan preists made the majority of those books up using Plato and a few other sources. Adam, Noah, Moses, David, Solomon, Abraham, Jesus.... all fictional characters.

>>12366202
very bold assertion.
fictional is an expansive topic.
and history teaches there's usually a shred
of truth in the fictions.
*sip*

they still haven't reached agreement on how the great pyramid at giza was constructed in the time frame given with the known, available technologies of the period.

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>>12366101
you are objectively wrong

>>12366225
yet there is physical evidence for the existence of the pyramids, yet none for any of those people who supposedly lived. There are independent sources for the existence of people who lived in ancient times, but none for the jewish characters in the bible that I mentioned.

>>12366251
then somebody sure went to a lot of trouble to stop people talking about a guy who never existed.
*sip*

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Christians_in_the_Roman_Empire

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>>12365999
unchecked triples on the last page!

>>12366124
are you a universalist

>>12367058
i'm an avid reader and student.
a skeptic and seeker of truth.
i don't know if that makes me a universalist or not.

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>>12367098
i asked cuz u said jesus could be anything or anyone...do you identify with any labels

>>12367114
i'm frequently known to be a dorian but i've also been known as a phrygian and even a mixolydian.

starting with the nicene creed i'm a skeptic.
jesus in the 4 gospels never claimed his father in heaven created the world. only us.

there is some theological discrepancy.

but the early church fathers did away with it and tied it all up neatly in an infallible package.

of course they had to kill a lot of gnostics and other heretics to do it.

and just to drive it home they had a little inquisition to do nice things to your body.

and then there's the waldensians.

oh baby you don't want to wind up like that!

they got genocided for the crime of reading and studying the bible and refusing to swear allegiance to the pope.

call me anything but ignorant.

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>>12367010
I did this when I was young I never understood what he did until I was in my late teens